Here's a creepy story. Last night I had a dream my best friend was pregnant. I texted her about it this morning. Ummm...she's totally pregnant and JUST found out last night. I should quit my job right now and become a professional future teller right?
I've never gotten a speeding ticket either. I have a sixth sense about when a cop is around. Or I just make sure that if I'm speeding, I'm not the one going the fastest.
I also hate the naked bump with future daddy kissing it photo. I don't know why. It squicks me out. It doesn't squick me out that a man would kiss his wife's pregnant belly, but taking an obviously posed picture of it does. Someone explain why I feel this way?
Also, a girl I was in school with posted her pregnancy pics and they look STRAIGHT out of the 80s. They are NOT good. She has the above picture, except on the picture is also the word "LOVE" but in place of the O is her belly.
"This prick is asking for someone here to bring him to task Somebody give me some dirt on this vacuous mass so we can at last unmask him I'll pull the trigger on it, someone load the gun and cock it While we were all watching, he got Washington in his pocket."