Butterbaby's one-year stats

[Dorothy Zbornak]

I might start hyperventilating soon because this month is running away from me and there's still so much I need to get done before I return to the drudgery of work life. Yet, here I am to report on Butter's stats:

Weight: 24 pounds
Length: 31 inches
Head: 19 inches

No shots because he's got a cold. And my hatred for our stupid pedi was affirmed when she asked if he gets WCM. I told her it makes him shit green. She said we really need to give it to him. Whatevs, slore. I do what I want!

[kdrake8]

He shits green? Yeah... Still give it to him. Bc that makes complete sense.

Great stats for BB!

[TrudyCampbell]

Because green shit is totes normal?

Butters is a big boy!

[Faevantastic]

I hope he feels better!

[Regina Philange]

What is your job, Dorothy?

And great stats, Buttababy!!!

[laurack]

Apr 9, 2013 7:58:35 GMT -5 Regina Philange said:

What is your job, Dorothy?

And great stats, Buttababy!!!

condom sales lady / village milkmaid. Duh?

[Regina Philange]

Her H is condom sales!!

And of course I knew about the village milkmaid! Excuse me, HOT village milkmaid.

[laurack]

also why would he need any cows milk at all when you are still breastfeeding him? that makes no sense.

When you go back to work will you pump for him then or give him a milk alternative? or just food I suppose will be fine at this age. Does H drink cows milk without issue?

[Dorothy Zbornak]

The pedi is a stupid wench, that's why. I said I was still nursing. She was unimpressed. I'll pump when i'm back at work, but if he's like his sister was, he won't take breastmilk from anything other than boob. We'll see.

When I'm not the village milkmaid, I'm the editor of a trade newspaper for the chemical industry. Keep your boners in your pants, ladies!

[Regina Philange]

When do go back? First Monday in May?

[Dorothy Zbornak]

Apr 9, 2013 8:27:22 GMT -5 Regina Philange said:

When do go back? First Monday in May?

Yeah, the 6th. I don't want to bitch about it because I've had so much time off, but ... wah!!

[Regina Philange]

You can bitch. It's hard going back whether it is three months or one year.

[thedahliharpa]

Apr 9, 2013 8:38:03 GMT -5 Dorothy Zbornak said:

Apr 9, 2013 8:27:22 GMT -5 Regina Philange said:

When do go back? First Monday in May?

Yeah, the 6th. I don't want to bitch about it because I've had so much time off, but ... wah!!

First, I'd be sad too. If I was off that long my husband would have to carry me into work kicking and screaming.

Second, you can Probe from work right??

[musiclover]

Apr 9, 2013 11:29:22 GMT -5 thedahliharpa said:

Apr 9, 2013 8:38:03 GMT -5 Dorothy Zbornak said:

Yeah, the 6th. I don't want to bitch about it because I've had so much time off, but ... wah!!

First, I'd be sad too. If I was off that long my husband would have to carry me into work kicking and screaming.

Second, you can Probe from work right??

All of this!!! (heart)

[carawestt]

Great stats Butterbaby! I'd tell your pedi to suck it.

[charlielove]

Apr 9, 2013 11:29:22 GMT -5 thedahliharpa said:

Apr 9, 2013 8:38:03 GMT -5 Dorothy Zbornak said:

Yeah, the 6th. I don't want to bitch about it because I've had so much time off, but ... wah!!

First, I'd be sad too. If I was off that long my husband would have to carry me into work kicking and screaming.

Second, you can Probe from work right??

All of this. Please, please say you can probe from work! Does your H stay home with the kids then?

Glad Butterbaby is doing well, and I hope he gets over his cold soon.

[formerlyllizzyb]

I don't get her logic with WCM? Also, you're still nursing, so why the push?

Big healthy baby!