Bebeetmoi our children are plotting together

[rjamz]

bebeetmoi I dont know how theyrre doing it, but I imagine the exchange goes like this.

Hi F,
What's up? How's Brooklyn? Now that it's nice out, our mommies are going to want to spend time outside. I behaved yesterday, but I need to keep her on her toes. Any advice? Here's an idea from me to you: grab her sandwich out of her hand and pull it apart just for fun. Put the bread in your mouth, but be sure to fling the rest into the dirtiest spot possible.

Sunhats forever,
J

Hi J,
Brooklyn is cool and hip. I eat artisinal yogurt on a bed of organic local kale for lunch. Great idea with the sandwich! Ever hear of squirrels? They're little rodents with bushy tails. Lure them close with food and then chase them!

Stylishly yours,
F

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[bebeetmoi]

Bwwwwahahaha! I'm going to add to this, pictures and all, in a bit.
Hey J,
I learned that when I'm good and don't terrorize everything and everyone, my mommy is really nice and gives me bites of her Italian ices! For realz!
Peace out for now,
F

[TrudyCampbell]

Jamie needs to move to brooklyn. He could have just had a hot date with V and F! It was really fun until V ate a stick and hysterically cried when I took it out of her mouth.

[bebeetmoi]

Sunhat!
And I second the moving to BK recommendation. If only TrudyCampbell wasn't the meanest mommy ever, Violet could vouch for how great of neighbors we would make! All the girl wanted was a bit of bark... Jeez.

[rjamz]

Aaaaaah! I love the sun hat! It's so big and floppy!

Trust me, I've broached the Brooklyn thing with H, it's a no go. It's too far from work for him and he's "just not a Brooklyn person." Neither am I, but I could be! And our BFFs moved to Brooklyn and they're surviving just fine.

TrudyCampbell tell V next time we gtg, J will show her how to sneak sticks. He's a pro.