Are Pure Romance parties any fun?

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And is any of the stuff worth buying?

[bimbi284]

I would imagine they would be really awkward.

Now...a pure romance party with us boozed-up glittery bitches, now THAT would be one helluva good time.


Maybe FCG can arrange for that when we all come visit her ;-)

[FormerCityGirl]

Jun 7, 2012 21:27:26 GMT -5 bimbi284 said:

I would imagine they would be really awkward.

Now...a pure romance party with us boozed-up glittery bitches, now THAT would be one helluva good time.


Maybe FCG can arrange for that when we all come visit her ;-)

Oh yes, because I need the crazy religious folk camping on our lawn to shut it down! There's a group around here dedicated to shutting down the XXX Theater in one of the other towns. The interviews on the news have me LMAO.

I'd imagine awkward. I think buying items of that nature in a room full of strangers and some friends/coworkers could get really embarassing really fast. I also find most home party items to be of lesser quality than what is available elsewhere.

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Now...a pure romance party with us boozed-up glittery bitches, now THAT would be one helluva good time.


Maybe FCG can arrange for that when we all come visit her ;-)[/quote]Oh yes, because I need the crazy religious folk camping on our lawn to shut it down! There's a group around here dedicated to shutting down the XXX Theater in one of the other towns. The interviews on the news have me LMAO.[/quote]

LOL, I can tell that you REALLY love where you live!

[Deleted]

"Like a Virgin makes it feel like the first time!"

Um, who the F wants to relive that?

[bethaboo]

I had one as the pre-party to my bachelorette party and it was fun. But it was made up almost entirely of pretty close girlfriends.

[FormerCityGirl]

We can't stand this place! It's so far out of the way you can hear the durling banjos when you drive into town. As a childfree, Agnostic, educated couple we do NOT fit in here in any way, shape, or form.

I had jury duty this week and it took almost two full hours for the "do you know such and such involved in this case?" Everyone except me knew someone and most were, "I'm friends with X's grandparents/parents/aunt/cousin," "my husband knows him," "he was my brother in law until the divorce," or my personal favorite, "he was a student in my class but I didn't recognize him until you said who he was!" Don't even get me started on the butchering of the words voir dire.

[sterl724]

Jun 7, 2012 21:41:49 GMT -5 bethaboo said:

I had one as the pre-party to my bachelorette party and it was fun. But it was made up almost entirely of pretty close girlfriends.

I did too. It was fun. We were intoxicated, which probably made it even more fun.

[Mrs.Rad888]

Jun 7, 2012 21:40:17 GMT -5 @godawgs said:

"Like a Virgin makes it feel like the first time!"

Um, who the F wants to relive that?

Does it have sand in it?
My first time was on a beach, and sand got everywhere. I didn't know that the girl needs to be on top when having sex on the beach.

[birkbop]

if you like passing around vibes that are on full power and spinning and undulating in your hands while simultaneously passing around different flavors of lube, then this is your party.

however, if you're with gfs and are also drinking, it makes for a lighthearted good time.

[FormerCityGirl]

Jun 8, 2012 7:00:42 GMT -5 birkbop said:

if you like passing around vibes that are on full power and spinning and undulating in your hands while simultaneously passing around different flavors of lube, then this is your party.

however, if you're with gfs and are also drinking, it makes for a lighthearted good time.

So glad now that I did not go to the one that I got invited to that was a fundraiser. I guess about 60 people showed. Passing around vibes in a room full of strangers with very limited booze sounds like my worst nightmare.

[wawa]

Depends on your friends. If you are the type to nonchalantly make sexual jokes anyway, and are fundementally unembarassable, then yes, it's hilarious. If you're friends are less raunchy than mine or prefer to be private about their...private stuff...probably less fun.

[birkbop]

I would love to see the look on their faces when the timid folk get passed the double penetrating dolphin mechanism that lights up and spins around...

[wawa]

Jun 8, 2012 7:18:44 GMT -5 birkbop said:

I would love to see the look on their faces when the timid folk get passed the double penetrating dolphin mechanism that lights up and spins around...

I've been to way too many of these parties. (a friend is actually a rep.) The looks on people's faces can be absolutely priceless.

Although I will say...one of my friends surprised me. She's kinda a friend of friends, so I didn't know her that that well, but she always struck me as a little more prudish and reserved.

One of the spinny light up toys got passed around and her eyes got so wide I thought they'd fall right. And then she declared to the entire room that she was going to order one of those.

Hi-larious.