LAP gave me a hemmie

[camelblossom]

Balls! I thought I was past the stage in my life where pregnancy hinders sex.

Does this fall under code brown?

[jjfiend]

Do I even want to know what a LAP and a Hemmie are?

[camelblossom]

Light an.al play and hemorrhoids. You're welcome.

[meatywienert]

LAP can give you hemmies?!

[joolz]

Evidently. Feel better in the butt, pear!

[overture]

^ LMAO

[dearprudence]

Jun 7, 2012 23:13:05 GMT -5 camelblossom said:

Light an.al play and hemorrhoids. You're welcome.

This makes so much more sense. For the past few weeks I've been reading it as "licking a pen.is"

[joolz]

That would, presumably, not hurt the butt.

[camelblossom]

Ever since pushing out a kid, everything gives them to me.

[Deleted]

Jun 8, 2012 0:54:40 GMT -5 joolz said:

That would, presumably, not hurt the butt.

LOL

[DorkFish]

lol what Joolz said And thanks for clarifying "LAP"

[Deleted]

Boo that sucks. Hope your butt feels better.

[Glitter Tits]

Well, that will kill the mood in a hurry.

[honeybadger]

LOL. I'm so sorry.

[Deleted]

I think probably because your definition of LAP is not do light.

[Llama in Mules]

Jun 8, 2012 19:46:57 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

I think probably because your definition of LAP is not do light.

This is what I was going to say. Vibes up the ass does not qualify as light.