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[house]

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Care to share your horror stories like these? I think the worst I have ever seen was seeing their feet moving and knew what was going on and ran the opposite way!

[birkbop]

when I was little (obviously Lol), I used to play in my parents' closets (they each have their own) -- when I was in my dads I found a box of Playboys and it for some reason upset me so I hid them all in the basement. Take THAT dad.

I also remember that my parents would only shut and lock their door on certain nights, so I caught on eventually and I remember one night when I was like 10 I sat down outside the door and started crying and yelling "I don't want a baby sister. Stop itttttt!!!!!"

[house]

LMAO! I can't believe you hid them! But that is so something you would do! So, do you have a younger sibling?

[birkbop]

Jun 8, 2012 7:17:54 GMT -5 house said:

LMAO! I can't believe you hid them! But that is so something you would do! So, do you have a younger sibling?

I feel bad for denying my dad of his magazines I was such a selfish betch.

Lol I do NOT. Shortly after that incident, I guess my mom had my aunt talk to me and she told me that " your daddy had a surgery so that he can't make babies with your mom", so that appeased my little mind some.

[birkbop]

Jun 8, 2012 7:32:01 GMT -5 @natariru said:

I also thought blow jobs were simply blowing on a penis. When I got to high school (I went to an all girls prep school) and started hearing about girls blowing guys and what sluts they were, I was confused. My mother was always very open about sex w me & my sister so 13 yr old me went home and was like "what's the big deal about blow jobs? It's just a lil air!" My mom laughed so hard she cried and patted my head and was like "Oh sweetie, you put it in your mouth and suck, that's why it's a big deal." I was HORRIFIED.


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you win at life today Renata :Y:

[house]

Jun 8, 2012 7:32:01 GMT -5 @natariru said:

I also thought blow jobs were simply blowing on a penis. When I got to high school (I went to an all girls prep school) and started hearing about girls blowing guys and what sluts they were, I was confused. My mother was always very open about sex w me & my sister so 13 yr old me went home and was like "what's the big deal about blow jobs? It's just a lil air!" My mom laughed so hard she cried and patted my head and was like "Oh sweetie, you put it in your mouth and suck, that's why it's a big deal." I was HORRIFIED.


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OMG! I can't stop laughing! You definitely win this one! I on the other hand have a dirty mind so whenever I saw that post about Blowtique and didn't know WTF it was, my immediate thought was, "Um am I missing something? Is there a certain technique to get BJs I don't know about that now there's a service store for it?" Awesome! Wonder if they use a banana to demonstrate! LOL!

[misshark122]

Jun 8, 2012 7:32:01 GMT -5 @natariru said:

I also thought blow jobs were simply blowing on a penis. When I got to high school (I went to an all girls prep school) and started hearing about girls blowing guys and what sluts they were, I was confused. My mother was always very open about sex w me & my sister so 13 yr old me went home and was like "what's the big deal about blow jobs? It's just a lil air!" My mom laughed so hard she cried and patted my head and was like "Oh sweetie, you put it in your mouth and suck, that's why it's a big deal." I was HORRIFIED.


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Haha, cute!

[FormerCityGirl]

Jun 8, 2012 8:30:50 GMT -5 house said:

Jun 8, 2012 7:32:01 GMT -5 @natariru said:

I also thought blow jobs were simply blowing on a penis. When I got to high school (I went to an all girls prep school) and started hearing about girls blowing guys and what sluts they were, I was confused. My mother was always very open about sex w me & my sister so 13 yr old me went home and was like "what's the big deal about blow jobs? It's just a lil air!" My mom laughed so hard she cried and patted my head and was like "Oh sweetie, you put it in your mouth and suck, that's why it's a big deal." I was HORRIFIED.


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OMG! I can't stop laughing! You definitely win this one! I on the other hand have a dirty mind so whenever I saw that post about Blowtique and didn't know WTF it was, my immediate thought was, "Um am I missing something? Is there a certain technique to get BJs I don't know about that now there's a service store for it?" Awesome! Wonder if they use a banana to demonstrate! LOL!

A friend of a friend just started at a new Blow Bar that's the first in their area. I'm tempted to go when we visit since I hate styling my hair in hotel rooms. They have a discount if you buy a few at once and I wouldn't mind having them to sneak out in the mornings aand get my hair styled.

I wish I hadn't seen that thread. I've thankfully repressed any of those memories.