It's at my house. PAM PERFUME IS AT MY HOUSE!

[gozf]

omg, I'm having palpitations!  I am going to smell like Pam Anderson STARTING TONIGHT.

I am so getting lucky.  Or hepatitis.

[angelaa73]

I hopititis you like it.

sent from my I crashed my car into a bridge. I don't care. I love it.

[lilafowler]

I bet you'll get BOTH. Lucky you!

Does it smell like damp bathing suits and old mascara?

[Vally]

I wish I had a scratch & sniff monitor

[gozf]

I cant believe more people aren't excited about this.

I can't believe I didn't know I wanted to smell like Pam Anderson until this week. Why didn't this occur to me before? I'm gonna show up on Monday with a barbed wire arm band tattoo.

[gozf]

Apr 19, 2013 13:47:55 GMT -5 lilafowler said:

I bet you'll get BOTH. Lucky you!

Does it smell like damp bathing suits and old mascara?

I'm not sure, I'm stuck in my office! Blah. 

/dying

[ProfessorArtNerd]

Oh this is fantastic news!

[caffeinebean]

Apr 19, 2013 13:46:22 GMT -5 angelaa73 said:

I hopititis you like it.

sent from my I crashed my car into a bridge. I don't care. I love it.

Hahahaha! Oh, man.

[walterismydog]

[sparkythelawyer]

Apr 19, 2013 13:50:18 GMT -5 @scottydeux said:

So what does it smell like?

Strippers and Regret?  :-)

[gozf]

Apr 19, 2013 15:32:09 GMT -5 @scottydeux said:

I do like me some Pam, she's a big animal rights lady.

27 minutes until I can leave here and start smelling like Pam.

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Apr 19, 2013 15:33:11 GMT -5 gozf said:

Apr 19, 2013 15:32:09 GMT -5 @scottydeux said:

I do like me some Pam, she's a big animal rights lady.

27 minutes until I can leave here and start smelling like Pam.

27 minutes until Tommy Lee, Bret Michaels, and Kid Rock stop, transfixed, their noses in the air.

[gozf]

The spray nozzle push button thingie is stick in the motherfucking cap. Thanks, Pam!

Gah!

I'd pip, but my app is busted and I don't know how to upload pics from safari.

Fuck Pam right in her dirty, filthy butt.

[Deleted]

My guess is that it smells like tanning oil and something sickly sweet....so like strippers.

[gozf]

Apr 19, 2013 17:45:29 GMT -5 squirrelymom said:

I need to know what Pam smells like. Will itbe silicone and Lycra? Coconut and jizz? There's just so many ways this could go.

Ok, I ripped the squirt button thingie off of an old perfume I don't wear anymore and put it on top of Pam. She does smell good. Kind of coconutty, and like berries and a little like sunscreen. I like it, even though this packaging is bullshit.

[cheeseandcrackers]

booo
offtopic but i just ordered coach perfume and its amazing

[gozf]

Apr 19, 2013 17:47:26 GMT -5 @amoosed said:

My guess is that it smells like tanning oil and something sickly sweet....so like strippers.

It's delicious. You can go screw.

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[gozf]

I have the blue one. People don't like the pink as much.

9 out of 10 harlots agree.

[fuckyourcouch]

It smells like shame!!


I wish my phone had smell-o-vision.

[lilafowler]

I will admit that I loved one of Britney's parfums d'couer so I throw no shade at the Pam Anderson perfume. I am always on the look out for new scents.

[alicenelson]

Apr 19, 2013 15:25:35 GMT -5 sparkythelawyer said:

Apr 19, 2013 13:50:18 GMT -5 @scottydeux said:

So what does it smell like?

Strippers and Regret?  :-)

::snort::

[gozf]

Apr 19, 2013 17:53:30 GMT -5 fuckyourcouch said:

It smells like shame!!


I wish my phone had smell-o-vision.

Sexy, beachy, scrumptious shame!

[glassofsyrah]

I've been waiting all day for this update!!!

[gozf]

You don't know my liiiiiiife!

[angieawesome]

Lurker chiming in to say, and rather shamefully, Britney Spears Curious is my go to scent. As in I have a bottle in my purse, a bottle in my car, and a bottle in my cosmetic bag. I know. The shame.

[angelaa73]

In my mind it smells of lemons, coconut, and air drums.

[gozf]

I feel like this is how I'm supposed to smell, guys. I'm not sure what that says about me. Nothing good, though.

[angelaa73]

FURREAL!?

That is awesome! You found the scent! Oh wait, you have a shitload of perfumes. You are a perfume whore! You lead scents on!

[lilafowler]

Apr 19, 2013 17:59:26 GMT -5 angieawesome said:

Lurker chiming in to say, and rather shamefully, Britney Spears Curious is my go to scent. As in I have a bottle in my purse, a bottle in my car, and a bottle in my cosmetic bag. I know. The shame.

Is it the blue one?  That was the one I loved.  One of my friends even bought it for me for Christmas a few years ago, lol (and yes I used it all!).