Post by muppetinma on Apr 23, 2013 15:50:32 GMT -5
Inspired by some of the newb threads recently. . . . . the board is kind of slow today, so let's play a game. Which Probie would you date, marry, and fuck? And why?
Post by muppetinma on Apr 23, 2013 15:57:19 GMT -5
Date - cat19, before the new, exciting pregnancy. She seems like the kind of girl who can have fun doing stupid things. I'd rather go riding in go-carts and eat nachos than go to a 5-star restaurant any day and I feel like Cat would be down for that.
Marry - @smudgee. I feel like we're soul mates. I think we'd be in it for the long haul because our work lives mesh so well.
Fuck - Hmmm. This is a hard one. Maybe TrudyCampbell? I feel like we should be involved in some sort of relationship, but I don't know if I could afford to keep her happy. Maybe we should just one-night-stand it instead. But we have since learned that dream-Trudy is a prude, so it might not work. Maybe @tambcat instead? Just to make Trudy jealous?
D - Dixee because I imagine her lifestyle to be wild and adventurous M - Creamy because she is the wife/mom I'd like to be. F - This is a tie for me....Orriskitten could teach me some things I think, but Regina is young and hot and I could teach her a thing or two.
D - Dixee because I imagine her lifestyle to be wild and adventurous M - Creamy because she is the wife/mom I'd like to be. F - This is a tie for me....Orriskitten could teach me some things I think, but Regina is young and hot and I could teach her a thing or two.
Oooh, good call. Can I add her to my list too? Maybe a top 5?
Date - cat19, before the new, exciting pregnancy. She seems like the kind of girl who can have fun doing stupid things. I'd rather go riding in go-carts and eat nachos than go to a 5-star restaurant any day and I feel like Cat would be down for that.
Marry - @smudgee. I feel like we're soul mates. I think we'd be in it for the long haul because our work lives mesh so well.
Fuck - Hmmm. This is a hard one. Maybe TrudyCampbell? I feel like we should be involved in some sort of relationship, but I don't know if I could afford to keep her happy. Maybe we should just one-night-stand it instead. But we have since learned that dream-Trudy is a prude, so it might not work. Maybe @tambcat instead? Just to make Trudy jealous?
I almost chose to marry you, Muppet, so I could use you for your crafting abilities.
Post by lauranicole91 on Apr 23, 2013 16:09:03 GMT -5
D: dixee because she is just awesome and seems like a good time. M: rainbowchip because we are just meant to be! F: carawestt because she is one hot mama!
I would date AshleyDG83 so we could swear off assholes forever. Marry Musiclover because she's my future neighbor (and then we could just buy a huge house by the ocean). I would F Trudy because she's fabulous!
Definitely marry thedahliharpa because she is a better mother than I am and could parent all of my children.
Oh geez, thank you but shut up :-).
My answers:
Date: TrudyCampbell because I think we enjoy each other's dumb jokes and getting dumb songs stuck in each other's heads. Plus I think I might be able to borrow some of her clothes, or at least she could pick my clothes, and I've always wanted to temporarily live on the East Coast. Our breakup would be very sweet and we would still have mad love for each other but know we were not meant to be.
Marry: @DorothyZbornak because our parenting styles are perfectly harmonious and I think she would cool my hot head down and make me laugh all.the.time. We could share one big fat amazing family bed and take turns breastfeeding our kids.
Fuck: muppetinma because she would never let me renew my membership in the Wasted Vag Society
Thanks Sno and Rjamz, those marriages sounds blissful to me too (heart)
This thread has me dying here at work, this is just to funny! I love all of the reasoning too, hahaha.
I have so many of you that I want to mention, but I fear butthurt. (huh)
We need a list of more than three. Like, who you would like to go on vactaion wiht. Who you would want next to you when you commit a crime. Etc. And you can't have two probies for the same answer. Thus, less butthurt.
Thanks Sno and Rjamz, those marriages sounds blissful to me too (heart)
This thread has me dying here at work, this is just to funny! I love all of the reasoning too, hahaha.
I have so many of you that I want to mention, but I fear butthurt. (huh)
We need a list of more than three. Like, who you would like to go on vactaion wiht. Who you would want next to you when you commit a crime. Etc. And you can't have two probies for the same answer. Thus, less butthurt.
or.... Who you'd like to make poop jokes with..... Tamb or Dorothy
I'm totally changing my answer to marry muppetinma because of her answers to my survey (sorry ouiser)! And I totally want to hang out with mamasaurus so I can meet her birds! And I need to hang out with monkeybabe & unclejesse and have a bake-fest (where we bake actual dessert all day, not get high).