Whoa, that was not Yo Gabba Gabba

[thedahliharpa]

That was porn! DH just turned on the TV for H to watch Nick Jr. during hair combing. When the TV came on there was a frozen full frontal nude  image of a woman in a compromising position. DH exclaimed "What is on our TV?!". My knee jerk reaction was to cover H's eyes while DH fumbled with the remotes. It was pretty comical. I distracted H while DH turned the cable boxes on and off. It appears to be a random porn glitch but it added some extra excitement to a routine Wednesday night.

[TrudyCampbell]

[creamsiclechica]

Oh mah gerd! Are you sure it wasn't Moon-O? Lmfao

[unclejesse]

Hahaha! These kid shows just keep getting more and more mature...

[Deleted]

Oh my gosh! I can just picture you guys scrambling- sounds hilarious!! Who was watching tv last?!

[thedahliharpa]

Apr 24, 2013 21:22:03 GMT -5 lolaburns said:

Omg that is crazy!!!! I can't believe that happened. Holy crap!

I have a funny porn mishap. When H and I first started dating he was on a break at work and bought me the DVD of one of my fave movies, "Vanilla Sky". He told his coworkers how I loved it and blah blah. A few days later he came over and gave it to me. We popped it in and sat on the sofa to watch it.. A porn comes on!!!! I flipped out and was like " oh my oh what if someone was watching this with their kid, blah blah". Turns out his coworkers switched out the DvD after he put it in his locker!

That is hilarious!

[thedahliharpa]

Apr 24, 2013 21:26:39 GMT -5 ladybug said:

Oh my gosh! I can just picture you guys scrambling- sounds hilarious!! Who was watching tv last?!

We watched a episode of Glee on DVR last night on that TV but were also asking each other the same question.

Our cable provider is Cox ( haha).

[creamsiclechica]

Apr 24, 2013 21:30:32 GMT -5 thedahliharpa said:

Apr 24, 2013 21:26:39 GMT -5 ladybug said:

Oh my gosh! I can just picture you guys scrambling- sounds hilarious!! Who was watching tv last?!

We watched a episode of Glee on DVR last night on that TV but were also asking each other the same question.

Our cable provider is Cox ( haha).

This just keeps getting better and better, lol.

A good friend of mine has a son who's 3.5.  Sometime last year he had to contact his cable provider because after letting their son play with the remote, he managed to order like 16 PPV porns!  They must have started the conversation with the tech online, because he posted a picture of the conversation with them, and I laughed for days.  Apparently, it happens a lot, lol.

[lolaburns]

Ok I have to figure out how to lock the PPV on the remote and figure out the parental control bit. I now realize the remote is a dangerous thing!

[heyjojo]

Omg! We just got direct tv and the frickin thing has like 7k porn channels on the guide, it's a pain in the ass to scroll thru and find something non-sexual to watch even at like 5:00 pm. "Hey honey, do you want to watch dry humping milfs, or the evening news"?

[TrudyCampbell]

Apr 24, 2013 21:22:03 GMT -5 lolaburns said:

Omg that is crazy!!!! I can't believe that happened. Holy crap!

I have a funny porn mishap. When H and I first started dating he was on a break at work and bought me the DVD of one of my fave movies, "Vanilla Sky". He told his coworkers how I loved it and blah blah. A few days later he came over and gave it to me. We popped it in and sat on the sofa to watch it.. A porn comes on!!!! I flipped out and was like " oh my oh what if someone was watching this with their kid, blah blah". Turns out his coworkers switched out the DvD after he put it in his locker!

Something similar happened to me!

My highschool boyfriend rented a move (remember blockbuster?) for us to watch WITH MY PARENTS. They wanted to watch The Game with Michael Douglass and they accidentally gave him a porn called "the game". We put it in and all nearly died!

[thedahliharpa]

Apr 24, 2013 21:42:29 GMT -5 TrudyCampbell said:

Apr 24, 2013 21:22:03 GMT -5 lolaburns said:

Omg that is crazy!!!! I can't believe that happened. Holy crap!

I have a funny porn mishap. When H and I first started dating he was on a break at work and bought me the DVD of one of my fave movies, "Vanilla Sky". He told his coworkers how I loved it and blah blah. A few days later he came over and gave it to me. We popped it in and sat on the sofa to watch it.. A porn comes on!!!! I flipped out and was like " oh my oh what if someone was watching this with their kid, blah blah". Turns out his coworkers switched out the DvD after he put it in his locker!

Something similar happened to me!

My highschool boyfriend rented a move (remember blockbuster?) for us to watch WITH MY PARENTS. They wanted to watch The Game with Michael Douglass and they accidentally gave him a porn called "the game". We put it in and all nearly died!

Bwahahaha!

[eav2c]

lol! Something like that happened when I was a little kid and I still remember!

[heyjojo]

Apr 24, 2013 21:45:49 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

Apr 24, 2013 21:41:41 GMT -5 heyjojo said:

Omg! We just got direct tv and the frickin thing has like 7k porn channels on the guide, it's a pain in the ass to scroll thru and find something non-sexual to watch even at like 5:00 pm. "Hey honey, do you want to watch dry humping milfs, or the evening news"?

H and I love reading the titles of everything though. It's better than watching the porn itself.

Slippery Co-eds, anyone? Dripping wet daughters? I'm not kidding, I'm reading this off my guide right now.

[charlielove]

Oh no! I would have gone for the eye cover too. This made for a pretty funny mental picture.

[mamasaurus]

I heard that Nick has this problem every few years, and it happened during the Flintstones when I was a kid. I wonder if it's a Viacom issue and not a Cox issue.

Also, my mom's boyfriend works for the cable company, and as we live in another state, I had never heard of theirs before. She just said, "He works for Cox," and I was like, "WHAT?!?" I thought she said, "He works for cocks," and either she was graphically telling me what she thought of his bosses or he was in porn (either would be very bizarre for her). Honestly, the first thing I thought was, "Like some people work for food?" No, that can't be right."

[thedahliharpa]

Apr 24, 2013 22:16:44 GMT -5 mamasaurus said:

I heard that Nick has this problem every few years, and it happened during the Flintstones when I was a kid. I wonder if it's a Viacom issue and not a Cox issue.

Also, my mom's boyfriend works for the cable company, and as we live in another state, I had never heard of theirs before. She just said, "He works for Cox," and I was like, "WHAT?!?" I thought she said, "He works for cocks," and either she was graphically telling me what she thought of his bosses or he was in porn (either would be very bizarre for her). Honestly, the first thing I thought was, "Like some people work for food?" No, that can't be right."

Like some people work for food? Classic! :-)

A longtime customer at work has a last name spelled K*O*K. I write a lot of email that begin with Dear Mr. Cock...actually I need to email him tonight...

[careyalis]

Lol! My nephew was OBSESSED with Dora the Explorer at one point. He lost his shit and started throwing a huge tantrum one day, so Jeff swooped in with his iPad as uncle of the year. This is the dialogue to his Dora YouTube clip:

*sweet Dora voice*
Hi! I'm Dora
*Sultry porn star voice*
And this is my PUSSY!!!

We all almost died watching him fumble around to shut it off queuing the second wave of the tantrum and a two year old screaming "Dora boots Dora boots!!!"

[katfco]

The description of you guys scrambling brings up a funny mental image.

Caleb likes to grab the remote sometimes and one day I walked in the living room and saw he had pulled up the adult movies on demand menu. He was like three seconds away from turning on a porno and screamed at me when I took the remote away.

[rainbowchip]

You got free porn! LOL!

[Dorothy Zbornak]

Yo Grabba Grabba?

[skiesthelimit]

LOL OMG that is too funny!

[Deleted]

J always manages to find the effed up Youtube versions of her favorite characters.

[thedahliharpa]

Apr 25, 2013 1:39:30 GMT -5 careyalis said:

Lol! My nephew was OBSESSED with Dora the Explorer at one point. He lost his shit and started throwing a huge tantrum one day, so Jeff swooped in with his iPad as uncle of the year. This is the dialogue to his Dora YouTube clip:

*sweet Dora voice*
Hi! I'm Dora
*Sultry porn star voice*
And this is my PUSSY!!!

We all almost died watching him fumble around to shut it off queuing the second wave of the tantrum and a two year old screaming "Dora boots Dora boots!!!"

Dead.

[spaghetticat]

This whole thread has me CH in the podiatrist's waiting room.

[musiclover]

lol at Dahli and Carey, too Freaking funny!!!!