"Foofa did it"

[thedahliharpa]

Foofa is apparently responsible for locking H's bedroom door and closing it from the hall. None of extra keys we have fit the door. FIL is going to come drill the door knob in a bit but we have to go to dance class and then straight to Open House. H is wearing grey tights with rainbow hearts, a long sleeved turquoise YGG shirt (go figure) and a red Christmas tunic type dress thing that she wore 2 years ago. I'd PiP but the app isn't working. But yeah when I asked how it happened it was explained that Foofa did it. 
^o)

[Deleted]

That bitch. She always seems diabolical to me.

[katfco]

I hope you get the app working so we can see that outfit.
A few weeks ago, DD locked us all out of the bathroom on Sunday morning because she didn't want to take a bath. Fortunately we have another bathroom and extra toothbrushes, but it was really annoying because the other bathroom is in the basement and we didn't get it unlocked until the next day.

I hope the open house goes well and your MIL isn't too annoying.

[jenbelle]

Damn foofa! Always causing havoc! Really hope you get to pip!!!!

[charlielove]

As if you needed another stressor today. Foofa, Dahli has enough crazies to deal with!

[spaghetticat]

Apr 25, 2013 17:50:52 GMT -5 @thadsrad said:

That bitch. She always seems diabolical to me.

See my first thought was, "that bastard." I didn't know she was a girl.

[AndyCohen]

That Foofa is such a troublemaker!! But seriously, I'm sorry this open house is turning into such a nightmare.

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That pink, flowered hooligan!

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That pink, flowered hooligan!

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That pink, flowered hooligan!

[TrudyCampbell]

Foofa is such a sneaky bitch.


"Marcia Marcia Marcia!"

(Foofa totally stole Jan Brady's voice)

[Faevantastic]

Does foofa use a loofah?

[thedahliharpa]

Apr 25, 2013 20:55:40 GMT -5 @therealmc said:

Who is foofa?

The pink character from Yo Gabba Gabba. H has a stuffed one that keeps getting blamed lately when H does things she shouldn't.

[charlielove]

thedahliharpa

Did you survive the open house? How was it?

[formerlyllizzyb]

Apr 25, 2013 21:36:10 GMT -5 thedahliharpa said:

Apr 25, 2013 20:55:40 GMT -5 @therealmc said:

Who is foofa?

The pink character from Yo Gabba Gabba. H has a stuffed one that keeps getting blamed lately when H does things she shouldn't.

this thread makes more sense now. I thought maybe an invisible friend? Lol. Although, that's very common, too, or so I hear.

[thedahliharpa]

Apr 25, 2013 18:01:39 GMT -5 charlielove said:

As if you needed another stressor today. Foofa, Dahli has enough crazies to deal with!

Fucking-A right I do....there are not enough cleansing breaths right now!

While we were at dance class FIL came over to try and drill the lock open. MIL met us at open house. Fine whatever, I mostly ignored her. And then I got home.

FIL wasn't able to drill because he didn't have the right drill bit or something. Fine whatever. NOT FINE! He fucking tore into and shredded the door jam so now the whole thing needs to be redone. The MOTHER Fing door is still locked. Why would t you ask the home owner if it was o.k. before you ripped their house apart?? So then I go back to my bedroom but wait a second WTF why is my bedroom door open? I closed it to keep the dog out. Wait another second!Why are my blinds wide open allowing everyone that walks by to see everything inside my room like some kind of diarama? That bitch was tramping around my room! Again! (Backstory, we had to fire her from being paid to watch H for gross privacy violations including but not limited to rearranging all the contents of our kitchen cabinets, going through my mail, etc).

I lost my shit.

ruby412 I'm tagging you because I know how much you love the woman.

[charlielove]

thedahliharpa


Oh yes, I feel like I have a running list of how BSC your MIL is. I would post my WTF face, but the app isn't loading it. lol
Did you lose your shit on her? The FIL? Anyone within a 50 mil radius? I...I...I don't even know what to say to make you feel any better. Fuck them.

[thedahliharpa]

Apr 25, 2013 21:57:25 GMT -5 charlielove said:

thedahliharpa


Oh yes, I feel like I have a running list of how BSC your MIL is. I would post my WTF face, but the app isn't loading it. lol
Did you lose your shit on her? The FIL? Anyone within a 50 mil radius? I...I...I don't even know what to say to make you feel any better. Fuck them.

They could probably hear my yelling and carrying on from their house 2 miles away. 

DH played his usual lame roll and sent a text that said "Why were you in our room? Dahli is freaking out". So now, he's on my list too.

H is freaking out because she can't sleep in her room. I don't want her in here because I'm not in the mood to be kicked all night and D will wake her up at 5am and she will be a mess. I told her she would have to sleep in the office in the crib and that equalled a meltdown during my meltdown. I want to run away. DH probably does too.

Foofa set off quite the chain of events. 

[charlielove]

That all sounds miserable. Damn Foofa.

Eat many, many Dixie cups full of MSPI friendly chocolate chips tonight.

[shevacc]

what a rotten day. Hugs to you, I would be sooooo pissed if I were in your shoes. I hope tomorrow is better.

[Deleted]

Agh! Dahli, what a mess. I am so so sorry.

[ruby412]

thedahliharpa, oh my gosh, it just gets better and better with this woman! How on earth she and your FIL managed to produce a normal human being for you to marry, I have no idea!

I'm voting your MIL and Foofa off the island. They can go live together and drive one another crazy, invading privacy and force feeding each other dairy to their little hearts content!

I'd be seriously ticked if I were you.

[Dorothy Zbornak]

Fuck Foofa! Fuck your ILs! Fuck ALL ILs!

[thedahliharpa]

Apr 25, 2013 17:54:24 GMT -5 katfco said:

I hope you get the app working so we can see that outfit.
A few weeks ago, DD locked us all out of the bathroom on Sunday morning because she didn't want to take a bath. Fortunately we have another bathroom and extra toothbrushes, but it was really annoying because the other bathroom is in the basement and we didn't get it unlocked until the next day.

I hope the open house goes well and your MIL isn't too annoying.

Here she is in her mismatched glory.

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She may be mismatched but she is so darn tootin cute!!!!!!!

[shevacc]

She really is super cute.

[laurack]

Aw no that sounds terrible

She is so cute though!

[carawestt]

Ugh what a sucky day/night for you. I'm sorry. Love the outfit though. The girl's got style!