Post by DotAndBuzz on Apr 26, 2013 21:12:38 GMT -5
More that I remembered:
"Don't lick the bathroom floor!" - said to Elizabeth
"the elmo potty seat is not a lion mane" - also to elizabeth, she puts smashes her face through the hole and pretends to be a lion. *sigh* at least she doesn't use it for its designated function yet?
At school yesterday, "Whose tooth is this? Why is it on the carpet? Did you lose this today? Why is it here? Boys and girls, when teeth fall out, we leave them at home. If you find a random tooth or body part on the ground and it isn't yours, don't touch it. Everyone come here for sanitizer."
"We do not stick fluffies in our butthole. No, I do not want to smell your fingers, OH MY GOD STOP SMELLING YOUR FINGERS!!! Let's get you into the bathtub RIGHT NOW...(what is WRONG with you?)"
After this post, I have come to the realization that kids are even grosser than I thought. It's too late for birth control, so I guess I will just look forward to these funny stories for the future.
But really, these posts made me lol. How do you keep a serious face when they say/do some of these things?