"I'm just waiting for her to poop and then I can get her out of the bath"
My youngest DD had major constipation issues when she was little and the only place she was able to poop was in water. Thank baby jesus that's over now
"Did the baby poop today?" "was it a soft or hard poopie?" that question never goes away
or my other favorites having to answer questions about my anatomy when my girls (7 and 5) barge into the bathroom and I'm on the bowl.... "Mommy why do you have hair on your hoo?" "ummmm because that's how god made us, and someday you'll have hair on your hoo too"
"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny
"Please don't put your penis on the table, sit down properly so we can have dinner" <----last year "Dad had to call me back, he couldn't hear me over the sound of Aunt Paulette attempting to exorcize the demons out of Mom's back" <----- last night
"Mommy and Daddy don't have to wear pajamas to bed because we can keep each other warm. But you, son, have to wear pajamas because you sleep by yourself and your pajamas keep you warm."
"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny
"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny