A pole about showering

[Muddled]

THere is a post in the ML flameful that goes a little somethng like this--

"I don't shower with my husband because I don't want to see his winkle."

It also turns out that some men like to pee on women in the shower.

so...

Do you shower with your SO? Is it a sex thing or a practicality thing?

Do you pee on each other in the shower?

Does it bother you to be peed on in the shower? Do you/would you retaliate somehow?

What do you call your SO's penis?

[Dramasailor]

1) Yup, about 75% of the time.
2) Both, depending on the shower. Sometimes practicality so we can both just shower and be done instead of waiting. Sometimes preludes to sexytimes.
3) On each other, not intentionally.
4) It wouldn't bother me, for fuck's sake, I'm in the shower, it can be washed off!
5) Maybe joking retaliation.
6) My SO has no penis, but mine was dubbed Fluffy the Wonderphallus a few years ago as a joke.

[panicked]

Do you shower with your SO? Is it a sex thing or a practicality thing? Sometimes. Also, sometimes one, sometimes the other.

Do you pee on each other in the shower? Hell no. That's not our thing.

Does it bother you to be peed on in the shower? Do you/would you retaliate somehow? I can't imagine the retaliation would be any more appropriate than the golden shower. My DH hasn't crossed this line, and he'd better not.

What do you call your SO's penis? Definitely not a "winkle."

[wrathofkuus]

We shower together every day. It's a practicality thing, both for time/saving water and for making us less grumpy in the morning. We're not morning people, and the shower helps a lot.

We pee in the shower, but we're not barbarians - we squat over the drain and rinse it. WTF at peeing ON each other?!

I don't have an interesting name for his penis, but when I grab it during the summer, I flatten out my hand and say "Feed the stingray!" During hockey season I generally say "five-hole!", except around the holidays, when I say "giblets!"

[motzie]

Do you shower with your SO? Is it a sex thing or a practicality thing? Yes, sometimes. Mostly after the gym. Sometimes it's a sex thing, not always.

Do you pee on each other in the shower? The only acceptable time for someone to pee on me is if I've been stung by a jelly fish.

Does it bother you to be peed on in the shower? Do you/would you retaliate somehow? See above.

What do you call your SO's penis? I don't really have a name for it.

[Muddled]

Feed the stingray! lol

We shower together on the weekends, rarely on the weekdays. It's not generally a sex thing these days, but we do wash each other and it just feels nice.

No peeing on each other. If I was peed on, I would probably try to return the favor. I definitely would not pour anything on his penis that might sting a la one ML poster.

Sometimes the penis is Little Brad. Occasionally, I give it a fun porn star name.

[Chirp]

Do you shower with your SO? Is it a sex thing or a practicality thing? We used to all the time. It wasn't a sex thing... I'm a klutz so the shower would just be a disaster... we just both jumped in at the same time. Now he can't seem to get out of bed until like 15 minutes before we leave for work.

Do you pee on each other in the shower? Ew. No. That is not a fetish I partake in.

Does it bother you to be peed on in the shower? Do you/would you retaliate somehow? No one has ever peed on me. But yes, I would retaliate.

What do you call your SO's penis? penis or wang. I'm not into cutesy genitalia names.

That last question reminds me of the scene in How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days... Kate Hudson is naming McConaughey's (sp) wang and she settles on Princess Sophia.

[pinkplasticdoll]

We shower together about twice a week. It usually is a practicality thing and sometimes turns into a sex thing.

We do not pee on each other. I have a bad habit of peeing before he gets in the shower and then he gets in and is all "did you pee?" and i giggle like a child and say "nooooooooo" because I am mature like that.

I would not like to be peed on in the shower but really it wouldnt bother me because it can be washed off. I would probably just pee back on him in the shower.

I just refer to it as the penor. We aren't creative in this house.

[Chirp]

Jun 8, 2012 15:02:01 GMT -5 Dramasailor said:

6) My SO has no penis, but mine was dubbed Fluffy the Wonderphallus a few years ago as a joke.

OMG I forgot about Fluffy! Wow... that was a TN TIP story from years back.

I can't remember if Alecto outted you or if you let it slip.

[beebeeeater]

Yes we shower together 3-4x a week, usually we have some sort of sexytimes while we're in there. Occasionally it's for practical purposes (boring!)

we have never peed on each other, we both agree it's not gross and if the other person really wanted it, we'd oblige, but it's not a hot thing for either of us. So, yes we both pee IN the shower, not ON each other, and there would be no retaliation if we did.

It's so awesome it needs no introduction.

[wrathofkuus]

Remember the peeing inside you fiasco of the old TIP?

[Muddled]

Jun 8, 2012 15:23:03 GMT -5 wrathofkuus said:

Remember the peeing inside you fiasco of the old TIP?

omg, YES!!! lol

[gault]

Do you shower with your SO? Is it a sex thing or a practicality thing? We shower together sometimes. Sometimes for sex, sometimes because we just want to.

Do you pee on each other in the shower? Newp

Does it bother you to be peed on in the shower? Do you/would you retaliate somehow? I'd be surprised but laugh it off. Probably turn the water cold on him.

What do you call your SO's penis? nada

[wrathofkuus]

I'll bet he's insulted by that, gault.

[Chirp]

Jun 8, 2012 15:26:17 GMT -5 wrathofkuus said:

I'll bet he's insulted by that, gault.

Yep, that made me audibly snort at my desk. Thanks, Kuus.

[beebeeeater]

Jun 8, 2012 15:23:03 GMT -5 wrathofkuus said:

Remember the peeing inside you fiasco of the old TIP?

Of course!

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Jun 8, 2012 15:23:03 GMT -5 wrathofkuus said:

Remember the peeing inside you fiasco of the old TIP?

No, not at all.

[margarita]

Jun 8, 2012 15:26:17 GMT -5 wrathofkuus said:

I'll bet he's insulted by that, gault.

lol

[ECB]

Do you shower with your SO? Is it a sex thing or a practicality thing? Yes. It's usually a sex thing.


Do you pee on each other in the shower? No

Does it bother you to be peed on in the shower? Do you/would you retaliate somehow? No way would this ever be an issue w/ us. I'll pee in the shower when I'm by myself, but my DH likes to pee in privacy so he'd never do it in the shower while I'm there.

What do you call your SO's penis? Penis


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[gault]

hah!

[bowies]

We shower together occasionally. We have a small shower though. It's rarely a sexual thing, more a flirtatious/practical thing.

I've never peed in a shower. We've never and would never pee on each other.

We call it The Wang.

[Deleted]

Do you shower with your SO? Is it a sex thing or a practicality thing?
Sometimes we will for sexytime or just because we want to be close. We do not share the shower in the morning because it just takes longer.

Do you pee on each other in the shower? No no no we are not into this.

Does it bother you to be peed on in the shower? Do you/would you retaliate somehow?I'd prefer NOT to be peed on the shower, but at least I'd be in the shower if it happened and it's easy to clean up.

What do you call your SO's penis? Elvis.

[maucat]

Do you shower with your SO? Is it a sex thing or a practicality thing? Yes. It is almost always a sex thing. Because of this, we can't skier together for practicality, it would take too long.

Do you pee on each other in the shower? No

Does it bother you to be peed on in the shower? Do you/would you retaliate somehow? It would bother me to be peed on, and I would retaliate if that happened.

What do you call your SO's penis? Hades, god of the underworld. Or kielbasa (nickname from when he was in high school).

[fussbucket]

Do you shower with your SO? Is it a sex thing or a practicality thing? We used to at our old place every day when we had the shower-over-tub. I miss that quality time in the morning now that we have a shower stall and a toddler. It was always a practicality/chit-chat time thing.

Do you pee on each other in the shower? How would I even accomplish this praytell? Say, hon, could you stick your foot out for me and, um, hold still?

Does it bother you to be peed on in the shower? Do you/would you retaliate somehow? I'd probably just be like wtf, here let me swat you with this used tampon, dude.

What do you call your SO's penis? Usually wang because of teh giggelz.

[missyumi]

Do you shower with your SO? Is it a sex thing or a practicality thing? FI and I more like bathe together and it sometimes leads to sex but more to be close to one another. When we do shower its for practicality.

Do you pee on each other in the shower? Only accidentally we try to before.

Does it bother you to be peed on in the shower? Do you/would you retaliate somehow? It wouldn't bother me because it can be washed off and I wouldn't retaliate.

What do you call your SO's penis? Rufus.

[flamingeaux]

Do you shower with your SO? Occasionally, we pretty much had to when we were on the road, so I do enjoy my private showers, but sometimes I miss him being there to really scrub a dub my back. Sometimes it would be a prelude to sexy time back in the truck.

Do you pee on each other in the shower,? no we get next to the drain and the other person gets to the back.

Does it bother you to be peed on in the shower? Do you/would you retaliate somehow? Yes it would bother me but I would not retaliate unless he did it intentionally.

What do you call your SO's penis? I call it the penis, or joystick, or diglet (after the pokemon), occasionally it is the weiner, if we're just goofing around.

[BettyBookWorm]

Do you shower with your SO? No.

Is it a sex thing or a practicality thing?
Practicality. I like the shower boiling hot & he does not. He likes short showers & I like long ones.

Do you pee on each other in the shower? That is a big negative, Ghost Writer.

Does it bother you to be peed on in the shower? It bothers me to get peed on, period.

Do you/would you retaliate somehow? Should my husband ever randomly piss on me there would be some type of silent treatment. I may or may not dump his entire supply of diet coke in a lake.

What do you call your SO's penis?
Nothing really-- dick, cock etc. no cutesie names.

[GibsonGirl128]

Do you shower with your SO? Is it a sex thing or a practicality thing? Maybe once or twice a month-ish? 90% of the time it's after-sex cleanup, so I guess practicality.

Do you pee on each other in the shower? WHY is this even a question? Do people not have toilets next to their showers anymore? And ditto to "how the fuck would I pee on HIM?"

Does it bother you to be peed on in the shower? Do you/would you retaliate somehow? I wouldn't be grossed out for the actual physical part of the pee touching me, but more for the "what the fuck did you just do?" part. I'd be shocked. It wouldn't be a retalitory thing, because the idea of peeing on someone who isn't dying of a jellyfish sting is just fucking weird.

What do you call your SO's penis? I actually haven't named it yet.