NH&F: embarrassing story of the day

[Stingyshark]

Oh, hello Monday - you're already kicking my ass. 

I had to leave my office to go to the accountants office to pick up some tax stuff. On my way back to my office I stopped @ publix to pick up a few things. Get to the check out line, Oh hey, no wallet. Okay, it's in my car. Go out to my car.. nope.  I work less than a mile from the publix, so it wouldn't be a big deal to go get my wallet, but dang man. THANKFULLY, customer service rocks at publix and they let my sister text me her card number & he manually entered the number, but OMG, I was SO embarrassed! My face was on fire. 

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LOL. I almost had the same issue yesterday at Starbucks. I was heading home and my Starbucks card was empty and my CC wasn't in my purse. I had horrible visions of leaving it at my parents until I remembered it was in my sweatshirt pocket from buying gas the day before. Thank goodness I decided to wear that sweatshirt or I'd have been digging through a suitcase.

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Can I hide my embarassing H&F related story in here?

Yesterday I was two miles into my run when all the sudden my uterus released it's fury on me. Cramp city, USA. I took a break for a few minutes and got up to try and make it home. I get just a few steps in and I realize there is actually blood on my legs.

The trail was packed and I was suuuuuuper humiliated. I took the back routes home.

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Apr 29, 2013 9:30:53 GMT -5 hungrycaterpillar said:

Can I hide my embarassing H&F related story in here?

Yesterday I was two miles into my run when all the sudden my uterus released it's fury on me. Cramp city, USA. I took a break for a few minutes and got up to try and make it home. I get just a few steps in and I realize there is actually blood on my legs.

The trail was packed and I was suuuuuuper humiliated. I took the back routes home.

Oh, that is horrible!!!!  If it makes you feel better, I'd think you hurt yourself before ever thinking that!! 

[Susie]

hungrycaterpillar, I've been there (at the pool). Ooops.

[thom]

Poor Jena. Hope your day gets better from here. Did you find your wallet at work I hope?

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Apr 29, 2013 9:50:08 GMT -5 Susie said:

hungrycaterpillar, I've been there (at the pool). Ooops.

I think you win on this one. 

[shauni27]

Oh man--just this weekend we were hosting a BBQ so I went and got a huge cart full of booze for the party. And it was packed, like a gazillion people in there.

And I go to pay and he asks for my ID, and my ID is MISSING!! I am 1)not only panicked but 2) so embarrassed that it looks like I am trying to scam them. I had to leave it all there (like seriously, $200 worth of booze).

hungrycaterpillar that is SO embarrassing! Not quite that bad, but last fall I was running on a beautiful day on a really crowded trail. I was waiving and saying hi to the (again) gazillion people on the trail and then I noticed a chafing sensation *(wtf?? I was only 1 mile in...) I looked down and the seam of my capris had ripped from knee straight up to vag. thank GOD I had undies on, because it was all out there.

And for more embarrassing stories (I have a plenty), please click my blog--my last post (not today's) was all about emarrassing stories!

[taratru]

Oh, that sucks. I've been there, with a cart full of groceries.

Well, Monday's half over for you!

[Brit]

Last winter, after having DD, I was super stoked when the weather was finally nice enough to run outside and H was actually home and available to watch her so I could run without the stroller. I even had some brand new running capris to wear that day. I was on cloud nine. Until I got halfway around the loop that I was running, hit the downhill portion, and realized that I could not stop peeing on my own leg with every foot fall. After a few minutes, my pants were actually shedding water with each foot fall and my shoes were squishing loudly.

Full recap here: eatrunbrit.com/2012/02/23/freezing-my-tail-off/

[shorty20]

Oh wow, those are all embarrassing! You poor ladies!

[Stingyshark]

Apr 29, 2013 9:50:46 GMT -5 thom said:

Poor Jena. Hope your day gets better from here. Did you find your wallet at work I hope?

yeah.. i'm a dumb dumb, it was at my office. 

[shauni27]

Apr 29, 2013 9:58:54 GMT -5 Brit said:

Last winter, after having DD, I was super stoked when the weather was finally nice enough to run outside and H was actually home and available to watch her so I could run without the stroller. I even had some brand new running capris to wear that day. I was on cloud nine. Until I got halfway around the loop that I was running, hit the downhill portion, and realized that I could not stop peeing on my own leg with every foot fall. After a few minutes, my pants were actually shedding water with each foot fall and my shoes were squishing loudly.

Full recap here: eatrunbrit.com/2012/02/23/freezing-my-tail-off/

Hahahaha, I am dying!

[mrs.jacinthe]

Apr 29, 2013 9:50:08 GMT -5 Susie said:

hungrycaterpillar, I've been there (at the pool). Ooops.

This, almost exactly.  Except add in a whole group of parents after swim lessons who just won't shut up.