If you want to make me fat, BAKE ME SOME COOKIES!

[papie]

I see what you did there SIL.  Ooooh yes, I am on to you.  As I eat my fourth oatmeal/walnut/chocolate chip cookie of the day. 



PMS and the evil cookie baking SIL win this round.  Carrots and broccoli and my giant ass will have their revenge. 

[janiejones]

Dude, I was just looking in a mirror (playing with Freddie), and thought, damn I wish I could lose this chin fat. Then i came straight to the dining room to eat a cinnamon bun.

(To be real, I made MrJJ take all but 6 mini ones to work after his lunch break just now... I knew I'd be sick of them after the first one or two.0