Oh, well, look a new tumblr you all may enjoy.

[martygras]

OMG, mp, I just laughed so hard.

[imalwaysme79]

Love it!!

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Man, I'm not getting anywhere near those kind of creepy/funny/WTF messages. This disappoints me a little.

[sweetchix]

Haha! OMG, those are hysterical!!!

[hazel]

OMG hilarious! Such a great idea!

[doriswe]

I want to donate as able!!

[glitzyglow]

I weep for humanity. And my single self.

[cam13]

I can't help but wonder why these guys think these lines work? There has to be at least one chick who falls for it, we need to find her and smack her.

[Deleted]

Perfect read to end my day!

[udscoobychick]

The "K onda loca" one is Spanish slang...kind of a "what's up, girl?" But, I only know that because I IM Mexican friends frequently lol.

You've got some real doozies in there!

[starburst604]

Bravo!! I really wish I had saved mine. I had 3 years worth of some great gems!!

[locarb]

This is awesome! Thanks for the laugh.

On a related note to the screen names what's up with the assclowns who use 69 in their screen name and are in their 40's? Men never mature.

[Deleted]

These are awesome mp.

[winecat]

I definitely think you should make it a community based submission tumblr. If you're getting these, I can only imagine a combined effort would be truly stunning.

[naeljun]

Where these all of yours? Hysterical.