Post by birdistheword on May 1, 2013 21:36:53 GMT -5
Go to Urban Dictionary and search your first name. Copy and paste the best or funniest definitions of your name here. I'll start:
- Verb - to holly - to appear as though you're doing work, but actually doodling 'knowledge trees' and running a secret network of criminal organizations.
- to yetti attack (to attack ludicrously)
- the drunk girl with no pants on singing michael jackson and giving everyone a kiss
My name: "Definiton of beauty. Will make everyone turn heads when she walks in. Everyone's it girl. The only girl for you, will make the hairs on the back of your neck stand straight up. She is amazing. The most beautiful girl ever."
Post by shamalamadingdo on May 1, 2013 21:43:14 GMT -5
Oh my. Do you want definition 1) The coolest person in the world; or 2) One of the most beautiful people you will ever meet; or 3) the sort of girl you always want, even though she never wants you back
"A very pretty girl who is shy at first but then she will open up. She is very trustworthy and has a great sense of humor. She falls for people fast and doesn't trust easily. She is beautiful inside and out people just don't realize it..... yet. Shes kickass and a great friend to have."
Go to Urban Dictionary and search your first name. Copy and paste the best definitions of your name here. I'll start:
- Verb - to holly - to appear as though you're doing work, but actually doodling 'knowledge trees' and running a secret network of criminal organizations.
- to yetti attack (to attack ludicrously)
- the drunk girl with no pants on singing michael jackson and giving everyone a kiss
I'm slightly jealous. Can we go drinking sometime? I think I would enjoy seeing this.
We can go drinking any time. But I might yeti attack you.
Post by textbookcase on May 1, 2013 21:46:43 GMT -5
Pretty much the best thing since sliced bread. A person who is amazingly smart and talented in every way. A quality girl. "I wish Dayna was my friend, so she could be awesome around me!"
Kelly: the coolest person you will ever meet. may be irish or canadian but who the fuck cares cause canadians are pretty fucking sweet Person 1:yo its kelly, she's awesome brah. Person 2: yeah i know man. she's from canada!
1) A girl whom is defined as being the most amazing in the world. 2) The most uselessly annoying piece of currency in existence. Their primary use is to throw at people when you're bored. 3)To take on the role as Penny from Inspector Gadget by looking up the answer to a question and saving the day.
Brandie: An Intelligent woman, usually brunette, gorgeous, and goal oriented. She's one to speak her mind and you do not want to mess with a Brandie. She's liable to attack at the slightest insult and she has a mean right hook. However, she can be won over by a really nice hug. She just totally decked him, she's such a Brandie.
A person of extreme physical attractiveness, with the eyes of a goddess, hair of a model, and the breasts of a stripper. Verb- To sway, or walk in a way that makes males sweat.
"Damn, I wish my girlfriend was a Kelly." "I couldn't help myself. She Kellied passed me and I fell in love."
Post by midnightrae on May 1, 2013 21:51:34 GMT -5
"Verb: To comfort, or otherwise make you feel better about yourself."
"Noun: Of or pertaining to Marissa. Marissa’s are usually sweet, caring, and soft-spoken. They have high morals and will always follow their hearts. Marissa's are known to be stunningly beautiful with eyes that just suck you in. Marissa's are also known to be the greatest friends in the world. To be friends with a Marissa is to be friends with near Godliness."
"Note: similar results as a medusa, except only part of you turns to stone. Look away if a marissa is near".
"N.- A little cute girl with big eyes and a big heart that everyone loves."
“Damn that brunette over there is abnormally gorgeous, can you tell I have an enormous woody” “Oh, that’s a marissa, and yes, you have pitched quite a tent there" "marissa??!!,, figures,, they're always hot!!.."
The rest of them are about being hot and stuff that is NSFW.
A woman who doesn't take shit from anyone, even her own parents. She does things her way when she wants where she wants how she wants with who she wants.
Post by ElizabethBennet on May 1, 2013 21:53:18 GMT -5
LOL
Cute and sweet. Usually looks like a prostitute when dressed up. Very clumsy and she frequently gets injured. Known for being a zoophile. Known as the inspiration for the definition of Canadian History.
An extreme form of slut, known for preying on other girls boyfriends and stalking them over facebook. Amy's are desprate and have massive penis's, they'll fuck anything that moves and claim they love somebody but actually 'love' every man in a 20 mile radius.
Amy's usually have problems with people called, Sophie, Michael, Abby, Imogen and Katie. They'll stop at nothing to ensure they make their lives miserable and try to take their boyfriends off them. Amy's also like to give out blowjobs like they're quickly going out of fashion. Dude you see her?
Yeah she's such an amy
LOL! Someone harbors some resentment against an Amy..
An extreme form of slut, known for preying on other girls boyfriends and stalking them over facebook. Amy's are desprate and have massive penis's, they'll fuck anything that moves and claim they love somebody but actually 'love' every man in a 20 mile radius.
Amy's usually have problems with people called, Sophie, Michael, Abby, Imogen and Katie. They'll stop at nothing to ensure they make their lives miserable and try to take their boyfriends off them. Amy's also like to give out blowjobs like they're quickly going out of fashion. Dude you see her?
a bad ass motherfucker who who won't take no shit off of nobody
a girl who is so bored that she searches her name on urban dictionary and is now reading this and thinking, "what the fuck."
A fly, crazy, fresh, princess, ditzy, beautiful, gangster, barbie, diva, fun, irritating, badass, playertastic, indescribable; young lady who always looks her best. not many can handle her. someone who is talked about; on a regular basis. but doesnt give a fuckkk. someone who knows what she deserves and won't settle for anything less. She just floats with ease, and never struggles with anything she does. She must always meet the expectations and live up to her rightful name of the awesomest person everyone knows.
the most beautiful woman ive ever met and the love of my life
I WIN!!!
If I had to describe you in one word, it would have been playtertastic.
Post by midnightrae on May 1, 2013 21:59:48 GMT -5
Somebody was mad at a Marissa when they wrote this one..
"A slutty ass bitch, that fucks anything and everything she comes in contact with. She looks like a french fry, and has that sort of down syndrom child look on her face. She makes everyone who is in her presence want to vomit and she deserves to get her ass kicked."
A Nicole is a person who has HUGE boobs and loves to eat donuts while chatting, Facebook-ing, Twitter-ing and Tumblr-ing. Nicoles are the most talented kissers and are really comitted to their boyfriends.
P.S. they are NOT meant to be fucked with. Fuck with one and a lvl. 70 dark elf will appear from under your bed and make you his/her bitch. And if the elf thing fails... she will break your neck with a boob tackle
I really want a Nicole for Christmas, Hannukah or whatever other shitty holiday there is
Rachels are so fabulous you have no idea what has just hit you. When you walk down a street you can instantly spot a Rachel just from her sparkling eyes, and amazing bod. Rachel's are sexy, funny, beautiful and awesome to be around. You are seriously lucky if you know a Rachel. Rachel's are the most fun you can have without eating cheeseburgers.
Amazing, Charismatic and the girl of every guys dreams come true. _____ will surely rock your world. ____ gives amazing blow jobs, hand jobs, and loves to have a big dick slid in between her big lucious tits. _____ is both smart and funny and can stand on her own 2 feet. _____ needs no man to support her but only a big dick to take and satisfy her very hgh sex drive. _____ is the girl you take home to mom, dad and can still introduce to your friends. _____ has an amazig body that you wont be able to keep your hands of of and can immediately make you cock hard with just one look. _____ is a guys guy kind of girl who is innocent by day and a dirty little freak by night. _____ is one girl you would be one lucky guy to know and by looking at her you would never know how dirty she can really be.
Guy 1 I Sure need to get me a ____ Guy 2 Every guy should be so lucky to meet _____ Guy 3 Man did you meet Rays Girl Guy 4 Yeah I heard he got him a _____
Post by ginandjucie24 on May 1, 2013 22:07:48 GMT -5
Jennifer A best friend; queit at first but then hyper as shit once you get to know her. If you backstab Jennifer she will kill you. Outdorsy; loves sports; very pretty, maybe even considered goregous. Happy but at the same time can be very deppressed & moody.