There is a good chance I will crap my pants at work today

[DotAndBuzz]

Do you have an "emergency pants person" at the ready?

I hope things go ok for you today!

[anlo]

Have you designated a shit-your-pants-emergency work friend?

[papie]

OMG you poor thing. Can you go back home? I would call sick and spend the day in the bathroom.

[anlo]

May 2, 2013 9:19:41 GMT -5 DotAndBuzz said:

Do you have an "emergency pants person" at the ready?

I hope things go ok for you today!

Jinx!

[ProfessorArtNerd]

I've said a Hail Mary for your bunghole

[karmasabiotch]

I'm starting to think I should have a change of clothes at worrk.

Good luck to Tamb's ass!

[zoidberg]

Are you allowed to work from home?

[iamgrace]

poor tamb. I hate having the shits at work.

[rex]

Eat lots of constipating foods!

I am crossing my fingers you don't need that pants person.

[snickers]

I hope everything slows down!

[Deleted]

Aw, Tamb, I'm sorry.

Sending you this:

[Deleted]

I do that - I hate pooping at work PERIOD. I hate even worse having to poop and using that scratchy, cheap-ass paper.

[zoidberg]

Eat a pound of cheese for lunch.

[ErinExpat]

KA,

Is that the best you could do for the Potentially Pooping Your Pants Preparedness badge?

[ErinExpat]

DUPE

[ErinExpat]

Perfect!

[copperboom]

May 2, 2013 9:30:15 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

Yes I do have an emergency pants-getter designated.  She just doesn't know it yet. ha.

I'm too scared to ask for more time off or to work from home. Fortunately, my bathroom is near an office.

I don't want to take immodium, because I'm supposed to get this stuff out of my system. I just wish it weren't leaving so fast. lol

I'm not sure if you meant to type it like that or not, but I cannot stop laughing. 

[ndolehan]

Time to invest in Depends?

[tdk2]

May 2, 2013 10:35:54 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

May 2, 2013 10:34:07 GMT -5 copperboom said:

I'm not sure if you meant to type it like that or not, but I cannot stop laughing. 

lol! No. Guess that's where my mind is this morning.

I'm shaking I'm laughing so hard at this typo.

Ahhhhh, sorry tamb. 1 or 2 Immodium should be ok and still let you get rid of it.... Just slow things down. It's up to 4 in a dose.

(Obviously I usually have some issues. (Endometriosis related) I'm prob the only person who welcomes digestive side effects of pg. I become normal)

[Deleted]

I'm so sorry Tamb!! Glad the scan went well!! Ugh, THE GAS. I hope it's not painful and just quietly escapes! LOL

[mudslide]

So you don't feel so alone:
In July I had to drink the barium for a scan. I pooped myself twice before it was all out. Not my proudest day. I've never had that happen before, but I could not make it to bathroom in time. I hope your body doesn't betray you the same way! But if it does, know you're not alone!!

[alicenelson]

May 2, 2013 9:20:58 GMT -5 ProfessorArtNerd said:

I've said a Hail Mary for your bunghole

Dyin'!  Hang in there, Tamb.