I have vomit from two different children in my hair and down my shirt. I won't be able to shower until DH gets home from work... In 8 hours.
DS1, three years old, vomited all night. Now, of course, he's eaten two pieces of toast and is alternating between bouncing off the walls and pouting. I can't leave the house with him if he threw up all night, right?
DS2, one month, is either sleeping, nursing, or spitting up.
Tell him to come home right fucking now. If you're getting barfed on, so is he.
He started his new job last week. I feel like I should be able to handle this. And, he dealt with the all- night puking. I actually got some sleep last night.