Um, holy fuck.

[captainmel]

Guys this is super embarrassing. I just ran into the parking structure of my apartment. It completely collapsed. It is super rusty but my tiny ford focus (which is just dented) took out a steel pole. I already left a message with my landlady. What else would you do? I am dying. I have no idea what happened! I should shred my drivers license now.

[partiallysunny]

Holy crap! That would ruin my month.

Call your car insurance company?

[smock]

Tell her you just bumped it! Clearly it was old and rickety.

[cuddlyevil]

Will she freak out? Was anything else damaged?

[margarita]

What?? Holy crap!

[captainmel]

I took a bunch of pictures. The 4 inch hollow steel pole was completely rusted out. My car has some body work damage but it totally fine. I have renters insurance and car insurance so I don't know which one to deal with. I will PIP the damage in a bit so you all can laugh too.
She just called me back and was just laughing at me. She is not mad at all. I have the nicest landlady in the whole world.

[partiallysunny]

You should be like me and have your car insurance with the same place you have your renters insurance.

[captainmel]

[captainmel]

I totally should PS, I put Boyfriend in charge of that shit though because (clearly) I am not a good adult.

[margarita]

May 3, 2013 14:27:13 GMT -5 captainmel said:

LOL!

Well done, Mel. Well done.

[partiallysunny]

Mel 1
Car port 0

[captainmel]

My dad just told me I need to shred my drivers license like I shredded my dignity. Thanks for your support dad!

[dixienormous]

wow.

[partiallysunny]

I like your dad.

[captainmel]

I like my dad too. I get a lot of my sense of humor from him.

[cuddlyevil]

Your dad is funny.

[gault]

el oh el!

[neonpink]

Wow and your Dad's comment cracked me up.

[starrieskies]

Oh, mel! I'm only laughing because it's not me! But this thread made my afternoon!

[motzie]

This is hysterical. Looking at the age of that thing, your landlady has probably been expecting this call for s while.