Gonna have to burn it down

[Deleted]

Just found a big black spider IN MY BED. WITH MY KIDS. Mofo is DEAD.

[cheeseandcrackers]

OMG.. NO

[TrickyBob]

Douse it in gasoline and light 'er up!

[EllieArroway]

I would never be able to sleep there again.

[gretchenindisguise]

May 3, 2013 23:38:13 GMT -5 EllieArroway said:

I would never be able to sleep there again.

She doesn't have to, it's for the kids! 

Extra protein.

[Deleted]

I'll join the arson club. We had a roach wander in from the rain. I called the pest control company in a panic and asked for a tech to come out. It turns out it's a species that lives outdoors and couldn't set up shop indoors, even if it wanted. It just wanted a dry place to hang out for a while. None of this made me feel better. Time to burn it down.

[MrsAxilla]

Terminix is your best friend!

[TrickyBob]

May 3, 2013 23:44:04 GMT -5 @pjfranklin said:

I'll join the arson club. We had a roach wander in from the rain. I called the pest control company in a panic and asked for a tech to come out. It turns out it's a species that lives outdoors and couldn't set up shop indoors, even if it wanted. It just wanted a dry place to hang out for a while. None of this made me feel better. Time to burn it down.

Apparently you're a good story teller because I imagine this roach with big sad eyes, waggling it's antennas, and soaking wet wanting a cozy fire. 

[pantsparty]

[snickers]

ewww!

[vallarta]

May 3, 2013 23:44:04 GMT -5 @pjfranklin said:

I'll join the arson club. We had a roach wander in from the rain. I called the pest control company in a panic and asked for a tech to come out. It turns out it's a species that lives outdoors and couldn't set up shop indoors, even if it wanted. It just wanted a dry place to hang out for a while. None of this made me feel better. Time to burn it down.

I had a huge roach in my house, and decided I needed an exterminator. They were all "are they German or American?" I was like well it's not wearing little lederhosen, so definitely American.

[jek]

Yuck yuck yuck! This happened to H and I right before bed. There was a huge one on the covers and it fell off and ran under the bed. Neither of us was sleeping until it was dead. We tore that room apart. The mattress was in the hall way. It would have been funny if it wasn't so horrifying!

[malibu]

I'd be on the phone with Sleep Number ordering a new bed and buying new bedding. Blech.