Anyone want to play If, then?

[margotmacomber]

If DD doesn't want to spend the rest of her day in timeout, then she should stop making me repeat the same damn thing 50 times before hauling her ass to her bedroom.

[jssymom14]

If dh feeds the baby a d she has a poopsplosion, he should clean the carseat bc he threw her in there to look at his hand of poop not thinking it would get over everything

[ProfessorArtNerd]

If they're going to switch email systems at school on the last week of the semester, then someone from IT should really be there TO FUCKING HELP ME SINCE MY GODDAMN GRADES ARE DONE AND THEY'RE DUE AT MIDNIGHT AND AM I SHOUTING?!?!

[ProfessorArtNerd]

May 5, 2013 15:20:17 GMT -5 squirrelymom said:

Also: If the doctor is going to put Mr. Squirrely on steroids, then he should be forced to live with him.

Ok- side note- it's not just me?  Because I have been on steroids for two weeks and am completely and totally crazy.  Thank god, and my sympathies.  I feel sorry for my husband!

[nadasteph]

If I tell dh I'm going to sort laundry while the baby is sleeping, then he should not be surprised to find me asleep an hour later.

[2boys2danes]

If I'm going to keep this pedometer on and walk my 12000 steps a day, then I damn well better lose some weight!

[nsl]

If I mention at least a dozen times over the course of three days that I don't feel well, then H shouldn't need me to explicitly tell him "I'm sick, I need you to help out right now" today.

[Deleted]

If I survive the next 48 hours alone with DS then I sure as heck better get one hell of a Mother's Day reprieve next weekend.

[Mrs.Rad888]

May 5, 2013 14:41:47 GMT -5 squirrelymom said:

I'll start:

If I'm dyeing my hair to cover a ton of grays, then I should not have to spend that 15 mins waiting on the dye dealing with zits.

I feel you there. I shouldn't have to look for face cream that manages both wrinkles AND zits!