More Adventures from my FB friend, Boring McWindbag

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

This chronicles the statuses from the past week (May 1st - on).  I have bolded my favorite parts.

Can't believe it is May already. May baby boy turns 5 this month. Next weekend is his party and only three days after that he turns 5. It doesn't seems so long ago that I was trying my best to walk every day to go into labor with him so I didn't have to be induced. My stubborn little man just wouldn't come on his own. Now 5 years later he has decided to be a Paleontologist - age 2, became a big brother - age 3, started Pre-k - age 4, and will be starting kindergarten in the fall. I really wish time would slow down. They grow up way too fast. Have a good day everyone!

You know I hate when I click through the pages I follow for free kindle book downloads and find one I might like to read and when I go to download it I find it is in a series and it isn't even the 1st book of the series, plus there are 8 books in total! Well, I downloaded it and now have to wait and download book 1 and books 3 thru 8. Book 2 was free the other are only 99 cents, but I can't waste money on that right now. Anyway have a good day everyone!

Too all my friends please check your events in the event icon under messages and make sure you got a invite to DS's party. It is on May 12. Apparently you have to look there for any and all events and only some times get the invites notified to you. If I didn't send you an invite and want to come let me know I will send you one! Thanks. I need to have a roundabouts head count by mid of next week so I can make sure I have enough gift bag things for the little kids that come.

What a day. DD and I watch Monday and Tuesday's Dancing with the Stars then we put on Pandora after I restarted the desktop and it ran better. We listened to music and ate lunch and then danced a little. I did up the last of the dishes I had needed to do. Then pick DS up from school came home put miss DD down for a nap, got a call to watch OtherKids for a little so their mommy could go get OtherKid stuff. Poor DD only got 45 minutes of a nap, since the other 3 were loud and woke her. Then we all played outside so instead of cleaning the inside like I had started before all the kids were here, I decided to clean out the shed. It is now a little more organized and junk is stack nicely until we can find a away to get rid of it. Oh and big news, my baby boy decided he wanted his training wheels off his bike. So mommy took them off for him. Isn't riding on his own yet, but he will get there. Now only have to clean off my patio area and scrub the outside stuff along with strollers, all three of them, double, single and umbrella. Now I have get a shower and wash off the grim of cleaning out the shed. Have a good night everyone!

(after 2 videos and 39 pictures...May 1st ended)

Got lots to do today. Have to get all the outside stuff scrubbed and ready for the summer season. Need to scrub the strollers so because the 2 regular ones I use are dirty and are in need of a bath, the double stroller has been in the shed for a year and half but since we put the new rims and pumped the tires it can now be used if needed. Maybe if I can get DH to clean up all his stinking tools and put them in his toolbox I can finish cleaning the patio and porch off. Can't go to OtherKid's game tonight because it is up in Place, and I have 2 games and a funeral service to attend this weekend, so not enough gas to get us to watch OK up there and I really love to go watch the kids play. So if you need me and you message me and I don't answer right away and you have my cell number text me. I will most likely be outside. Have a good day everyone!

I've got it now. Why I hate cleaning more than ever. Why would I want to clean up after a grown adult that able to clean up a mess himself, that he has made. I leave him with the kids so I can go to the memorial thing today for a family friend that has been in my life since more or less day one. A special lady that lived until she was 90. I get a text that my dear husband came home with a hamster. A hamster that I did not want. Apparently when he was cleaning the cage he got water all over my kitchen floor, all over clean dishes that had been drying on the counter and soaked the towel that cups had been drying on. Soaked the floor and some of the card board lying on the floor waiting to go to recycling. Instead of cleaning it up and taking it out on the porch he leaves it wet on the kitchen floor. I just found it. He also used the towel I use to clean my glasses to clean up some of the mess. I can understand cleaning up after my children, I make them help too, but to clean up after a grown adult that is more than capable to clean up his own messes he makes. Then I get hounded on because I take awhile before I want to clean something up. I hate cleaning, but then most people do. I also hate that I should be ready to go to bed at 8 or 9 so I can get out of bed at 4 or 5 in the morning, um, no. I am sorry I can't be tired at 8 or 9 to go to bed. I can't help that I'm not tired until 12 or 1 in the morning, but then I have to be back up and out the before 9 am. Even when I go to bed at 12 or 1, I still don't fall asleep for at least a good 20 mins or so. Okay, I'm done ranting now, even though I don't feel any better than before I started ranting. I'm just tired of being criticized. About every little thing. Okay, have a good night everyone!

Had a good weekend. Hopefully this week goes fast. Have a busy weekend next weekend. Niece's ball game and a birthday party for one of his classmates Saturday, and DS party on Sunday. Not sure who will all show since I figured that some mom's of kids in his class may not know what's going on and won't be able to let me know if they can come. Have a good night everyone!

Sorry I haven't been on lately, but I have been hanging with my babies, trying to clean up stuff and losing myself in some good books. I have been working on my writing now and then too. Have a good day everyone!

Well, tried to watch this video I was told to watch online tonight, but it keeps buffering too much and stopping on it own and I got annoyed. I'm going to get around for bed and put muscle rub on my knees, since they are killing me and curl up and read until I can't stay awake. Got my nephew's game tomorrow night. Can't wait! Good night everyone!

Okay, some people need to learn to pay attention while they are driving on the road. Just because I drive by housing down by Baseball field after dropping off or picking up DS from doesn't mean I live there. It is just a little quicker than driving all the way down to the truck entrance for Factory and turning back to back track to Street to go home without having to go up and over the hills in town. It doesn't matter if the you stop at a stop sign where a street is not busy you still have to stop and check both directions and make sure there is no one coming. I do use my turn signals, unlike some people out there and if I was going to turn you would know. I watched you stop and only long enough to look as if you stopped at the stop sign and then you almost ran into me with my daughter in the back seat. Just because I don't drive a brand spankin' new car doesn't mean I live in housing either that I would just quickly turn in there without using my turn signal. In fact some, not all, but some people who live in housing have newer vehicles than any 3 of the ones we own. Our newest a 2000. So anyone else that does what this person did this morning, please pay attention and drive more safely. I am tired of almost being run into especially when I have my kids in the car when all the other person needed to do is look once more or stay stopped for a mere 2 more seconds before pulling out of a stop sign or parking lot. I have not had an accident myself since the day before I got my high school diploma. I prefer not be in another one. Thanks! Sorry for the rant. Have a good day!

Soon to get DS from school then to clean a little bit. Make dinner so we can eat and be ready to go the door at about 5 to head over to OK's game tonight. Also trying to work on my writing. I'm a little stuck so I printed out the 133 pages I have already and editing it in hopes it will help get more ideas. Plus I keep going back and forth about how I am going to bring the rest of what I want together. Not sure if it will be 3 separate things or just 3 parts to one. Things will come together eventually. I just hope it doesn't take another year to figure it all out. I have so many other ideas about other things and I really want to finish this one first. It has been a long road to this one project so I want to get it done before I start more. Have a good everyone!

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Again, I must stress that her husband is her FB friend.  What is happening here?  Does she hide him from those posts?  Is HE hiding HER?  Is this just how they talk to each other?  Why is she so boring, yet I MUST MUST devour each and every post, reading it aloud?  IT'S SO BORING.  CHOO CHOO

[EmilieMadison]

oh my fucking god.

[Deleted]

Didn't read.

Where does she post this on Facebook? This can't possible be a status.

Can it?

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Each blurb is a separate status.

[demelza]

Ha! How do you know this person?

[Deleted]

May 7, 2013 19:25:38 GMT -5 Ohhmm(bligo) said:

Each blurb is a separate status.

Even so, TOO LONG.

You should introduce her to Twitter, if only to increase her brevity.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

From HS. She was NOT like this then.

SMACE, I promise you, as a FB friend to both you and her, you are 8000 times not like this.

[TrickyBob]

She makes my boring ass facebook look interesting. Yikes.



Sometimes I think they shouldn't have gotten rid of the character limit on status's!

[margotmacomber]

tldr

No, seriously I had to stop reading.  I would hide her for sure.

[MWOS]

STOP PUTTING MY FACEBOOK SHIT ON ML

I WILL DEFRIEND YOU

I'm writing a new status about you AS WE SPEAK

[angelaa73]

I fucking hate you. Defriended!

sent from my all I wanna do is
* * * *
and
$
take your money

[angelaa73]

Ps what's housing? What is she trying to.say?

sent from my all I wanna do is
* * * *
and
$
take your money

[thinkofthesoldiers]

May 7, 2013 19:32:51 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

May 7, 2013 19:19:47 GMT -5 Ohhmm(bligo) said:

Okay, some people need to learn to pay attention while they are driving on the road. Just because I drive by housing down by Baseball field after dropping off or picking up DS from doesn't mean I live there. It is just a little quicker than driving all the way down to the truck entrance for Factory and turning back to back track to Street to go home without having to go up and over the hills in town. It doesn't matter if the you stop at a stop sign where a street is not busy you still have to stop and check both directions and make sure there is no one coming. I do use my turn signals, unlike some people out there and if I was going to turn you would know. I watched you stop and only long enough to look as if you stopped at the stop sign and then you almost ran into me with my daughter in the back seat. Just because I don't drive a brand spankin' new car doesn't mean I live in housing either that I would just quickly turn in there without using my turn signal. In fact some, not all, but some people who live in housing have newer vehicles than any 3 of the ones we own. Our newest a 2000. So anyone else that does what this person did this morning, please pay attention and drive more safely. I am tired of almost being run into especially when I have my kids in the car when all the other person needed to do is look once more or stay stopped for a mere 2 more seconds before pulling out of a stop sign or parking lot. I have not had an accident myself since the day before I got my high school diploma. I prefer not be in another one. Thanks! Sorry for the rant. Have a good day!

This is 322 words about using a turn signal.  Unacceptable.

I think ombligo should C&P and do a word count for each of her statuses as she posts throughout the day.

This is 500 words about your husband and water. Unacceptable.
This is 322 words about using a turn signal. Unacceptable.
This is 250 words about cleaning patio furniture. Unacceptable.

ETA: I meant to say post the word count as a response to her status.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

I am SO SO excited to read this book. She will not shut up about working on it (I can HEAR your shock from here).  Judging by her writing style, I am pretty sure she's writing Harry Potter 8.

She means the prohjects.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

OH LOL OMG ALSO

She lives in a trailer park. A notoriously trashy one. In a trailer that her ILs own. I am not sure where this rage at being judged comes from. Because the complex she's talking about is probably nicer than her Tall Oaks Vineyard or whatever those places call themselves.

[candreco]

Jesus, this makes my head hurt.  I have a similar FB friend, but her statuses are at least generally under 100 characters.

[Deleted]

She is insufferable.

[wannabe]

She planned her kid's birthday on Mother's Day? Smrt move.

[juliagoulia]

Wow.

I have a friend who is the Jr version of this.

This made her magically seem slightly less annoying, haha.

[CheshireGrin]

This is insanity.

[Deleted]

No one can accuse her of vague-booking.

[Deleted]

Are these statuses? Omg she's dreadful

[Deleted]

Scariest part is she considers herself a writer jfc every sentence is a run on

[pantsparty]

Holy shit. No thought of hers goes un-Facebooked, that's for sure.

[tdk2]

are you going to her kid's birthday party?

[toph]

Please introduce her to Facebook Notes. Jesus.

[Deleted]

This is unreal. Is she mentally ill?

[fluffaluff]

May 7, 2013 19:25:46 GMT -5 killercupcake said:

She needs a journal. Good lord.

My thoughts exactly..
i also somehow missed how housing has anything to do with someone almost hitting her?