I apparently have the mentality of a 12 year old these days! I just got this opening line from a dude on Match and it just makes me giggle:
Hi, I'll be honest, I'm a much better orator then I am message writer
I'll be honest, in my head "orator" was quickly translated into "oral", which then turns into "oral sex"....and I giggled, a lot!! It's nice to be so easily entertained! ;D