Worst. Morning. Ever.

[mrs.jacinthe]

I started out this morning at 6:15 being awoken by Cat hacking/gagging ... while he was laying on my pillow.  

Then, when I was trying to put together our lunches, I dropped a NEW (and, of course, GLASS) bottle of EVOO on the floor.  As in, I hadn't even opened it yet.  A LITER of olive oil.  On the tile.  It promptly shattered and olive oil went ALL OVER.  Like - from the counter where I was putting together salads all the way to the kitchen door.  With complimentary glass shards.  Which R cut himself on while he was helping me clean up.

THEN I went to mop, after we finally got all the oil up and vacuumed up the glass ... and I ran out of mop soap.  So now I'm putting together a pinterest recipe for floor cleaning.  

Andplusalso, that was the only oil I had in the house, so then I had to improvise to make salad dressing ... so I scooped oil out of the jar of marinated artichoke hearts in the fridge.     Which, upon reading the ingredients, was actually mostly water (dang "diet" marinated artichokes).  So yeah.  We're having watered-down salad dressing with lunch.

It's not even 10am yet.  *sigh*

Anyone else have an FML moment lately?  Hair pets and poor poodles are also welcome.

[simpsongal]

Oh God - I'm sorry! Tha happened to me on Christmas EVE (!!!!!) - not a full bottle, but cleaning oil is a b*tch.

If you're having trouble getting up the grease, try pouring salt over it and rubbing a little.

[MrsMB]

I hate those "when it rains...it pours" days.

[emoflamingo]

I think you should just climb back into bed and order a pizza.

[mrs.jacinthe]

May 9, 2013 12:54:03 GMT -5 emoflamingo said:

I think you should just climb back into bed and order a pizza.

This sounds like the best idea I've heard in a while.