Freestyle Vent

[bunnymendelbaum]

I need to vent but thought it would be funny to do it "freestyle" aka no punctuation, no correcting grammar, no proofreading, and if you are on your phone no correcting autocorrects.

Feel free to do yours. Let's see if they are at all coherent!

[mrs.jacinthe]

1. WHY are tier curtains SO ugly?  We have a door in the kitchen that goes out to the parking lot.  I'd like to put curtains on it.  But all the tiers/short length curtains I can find are UGLY.  I'm going to have to buy a regular curtain panel and cut/sew it, aren't I?  
2. Right now, our upstairs toilet is in the bathtub because I need to paint the bathroom before we can put it back.  And I have to pee.  But I don't want to walk all the way downstairs and through pretty much the entire house to go.  I wish we had another bathroom upstairs.  Yes, FWP.  Whatever.
3. They're building a new water tower with associated water mains, etc approximately two blocks from here.  Because the road is REALLY wide in front of our house (like, two lanes are painted but it's about 5 lanes wide), the construction trucks are u-turning, backing up, parking/dropping trailers, etc directly in front of my office.  It's SOOOO noisy and it's making me crazy.  AND they're estimating that the project won't be done until at least the end of July.  

[bunnymendelbaum]

I am over this 4 month wakeful dd needs to surname already again I'm so damn tired and grumpy

I love the freedom that doing contract work focus us but its also so unpredictable. DH has been working for the same guy for 7 years and this month was the first time dude couldn't pay him on time. I've been working for the same guy gift 11 years and this month is only the second time ever he couldn't pay me intime. Ugh. Worst tiling ever considering we had to get the rental!!

I need to work in my patience so much. Now that I have the keys to the rental, I just want to move! Plus, DH is dragging his feet about it and won't purge his crap. I think I'm going to get boxes and start packing up nonessentuLly just to calm myself.

Dd has a cold and all the drainage is making her stomach hit. I she spent all Mother's Day saying she had to barf. Just how I'm doing double naptime and she started coughing and gagging do bad she woke up and woke her sister up. Ugh.

Calhoun take me away!!

I just realized to broke the no punctuation duke.

[bunnymendelbaum]

I'm sorry, but I'm going to need you to rewrite this all freestyle up in my vent post.

[mrs.jacinthe]

And another one. Because we don't usually use the bathroom downstairs except to shower, I don't keep a lot of TP down there - pretty much the roll on the holder and a backup under the sink. However, with our upstairs bathroom torn up, we're using it solely. I just found out the hard way that someone used the backup roll and didn't replace it. *sigh*

[downtoearth]

May 13, 2013 13:18:27 GMT -5 mrs.jacinthe said:

And another one. Because we don't usually use the bathroom downstairs except to shower, I don't keep a lot of TP down there - pretty much the roll on the holder and a backup under the sink. However, with our upstairs bathroom torn up, we're using it solely. I just found out the hard way that someone used the backup roll and didn't replace it. *sigh*

This happens ALL-THE-TIME in our main bathroom.  How many times do I have to discover this and complain to the boys in my house before one of them spontaneously mentions or gets extra TP when they use up the last of it? 

[mrs.jacinthe]

May 13, 2013 13:17:47 GMT -5 bunnymendelbaum said:

I'm sorry, but I'm going to need you to rewrite this all freestyle up in my vent post.

Best I can do is combining them.

[emoflamingo]

I had a phone interview today and I'm hoping tha tit becomes something (hahahaha sorry my fingers and bunny rules say i can't fix that) but it wont' be enough to get me out of where I am all togetehr but it will fix the full-time or part-time issue!

[emoflamingo]

(But sorry, bunny, I can't do no punctuation.)

[emoflamingo]

THANK GOD THAT MAY IS A THREE PAYCHECK MONTH.

[bunnymendelbaum]

May 13, 2013 14:06:18 GMT -5 emoflamingo said:

THANK GOD THAT MAY IS A THREE PAYCHECK MONTH.

Or in my case, zero paychecks.

(Ok, that's an exaggeration, DH did get one of his two and I got a little from a side job)

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I have several this morning
Mother's day was pretty meh DH forgot that I am allergic to white gold and got the earring I want in white gold I can't wear them and now he will try to return them I am allergic to my wedding ring too and didnt know at the time but there isn't much to do about that they also suprised me with breakdast in bead but woke me up to do so so I was sired at church I am glad DH tried and I love him for it
FIL also chose mother's day dinner to let us all know that his prostate cancer is back they are very positicce about it and I am happy they caught it early but it definitely put a damper on the festivities My FIL is great man and I am sad he is dealing with this again
It is supposed to ba 1-- degrees here today and I am already dying No me gusta

(okay, the "sired" at church thing is killing me)

Also, that was way harder to type than I thought it would be.

[bunnymendelbaum]

emoflamingo - I've been hoping tha (my) tit would turn into something my whole life.

And just because today sucks so bad already, instead if taking her nap, DD decided to take the a huge smelly dump. FML.

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If you need a translation on that, let me know.

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May 13, 2013 13:58:04 GMT -5 emoflamingo said:

I had a phone interview today and I'm hoping tha tit becomes something (hahahaha sorry my fingers and bunny rules say i can't fix that) but it wont' be enough to get me out of where I am all togetehr but it will fix the full-time or part-time issue!

Good luck on the interview.

I could become incredibly wealthy if all the tit I have going on would become something.  In the mean time I will just spend a ton of $ on bras.

[emoflamingo]

Hey, I have enough tit, I need a new job though! Maybe I need to show more tit?

He didn't make a listing, he did a word-of-mouth sort of thing (it's a part-time from home thing for social networking for his business) and my friend, who is friends with this guy, sent it to me. He said he spoke to one other person and is going to "let it ride" for the rest of the week and see what else comes in.

I can't believe how little money i have and i decided to buy some of that naked juice smoothies. guys, the mango is delish and i want to buy them all and i'm broke. also, i have to have one bill paid off by next month and we're cutting it really close. (i get to blame my husband for that one, he signed upf or it.)

[emoflamingo]

This would be more interesting on my phone since the other day, someone was trying to get their friend to order some stuff through me and I totally typoed and said "thanks for pumping me out..."

AWKWARD.

[mrs.jacinthe]

Sadly, I doubt I have enough tit to get me anything ::sad trombone::. Although R doesn't complain. (TMI?)

I've got another one (this is apparently a really bad day). We found a bedskirt we liked at BBB on Saturday and I was going to use my 20% online coupon and just buy with ship-to-store. Those mofos are wise to my tricks, apparently, because the only way to use the 20% coupon online is by shipping - and paying freaking $7.99 for it. Which pretty much negaties the savings. Ugh. So now I have to wait for an in-store offer.



I'm totally not able to NOT use punctuation, but I didn't correct any typos. Sorry bunnymendelbaum

[downtoearth]

oh I totally missed the freestyle vent option and it seems that some of these words are autocorrected/updated on the quick reply b/c I didn't capitalize I or add the colon for didn't but is just does that

guess I don't make many spelling errors also

ps I hate that the tp issue is really my own problem in the house wish sometimes that I had my own bathroom fand all the boys would use the downstairs one ah someday

[sierramist03]

Why are deposits so freaking much dude I'm not going to tear up your house I know some people do and we are paying for them but ugh double rent in one month is hard!! Plus a $250 for a lazy pug who lays around and sleeps all day when we aren't home seriously plus $100 sewer deposit plus god knows how much electric deposit ugh!!!!! Who know if we even have a rental we had to apply for the rental waiting sucks!

[ktzmoh]

I think be freaked out if my tit turned into something

No real vents today other thank I have so much to do at worn I need to be über broductive and I'm having motivation issues but I am generalky happy happy happy because my five year old is finally out of pull ups at night lord we have struggled with him on this night training thing

Hallelujah I think he has finally gotten the hang of it

[sailorgray]

It's graduation season and that means busy time for my h he is working the next four weeks straight and will only be sleeping here off nd on I am sad that he has to work out on memorial dy stupid pharma companies plus our friends girls have pneumonia and my guys have been sick nd we hung out with them last week they always get ick when h s lot

[sailorgray]

I really junk I am the only or who plowed bunts rules.

[sailorgray]

Lol followed bunny's rules

[bunnymendelbaum]

Hilarious sailor

Ktz I wish my husband was more broductive too

[aweilba]

Oh my gosh... I don't think I can forgo punctuation.  I'm a Language Arts teacher!!  

Anyway, I've got plenty to vent about.  My students are absolutely insane right now, and we have 10 days of school left.  I'm excited to start at my new school next year, but totally sad to be leaving the one I'm at now.  Freaking out about how to tell my students because I know it's going to crush some of them that I'm leaving.  I have my students from 6-8th grade, so some of us our pretty darn attached to each other.

On top of all of the school stressors, it's my broskie's graduation this weekend and we have five people staying in our house with us.  FIVE!  In our two bedroom house.  Yeah, not going to turn out well.  This means that, after getting home after 9 for the remainder of the week, I've got to clean my house.  Ugh.  Not fun.

[SusanBAnthony]

I have had a completely hellacious day. I spend all morning a bundle of anxiety, so i ate a whole bunch of chocolate and drank a bunch of diet coke and made myself ill.

Then I had Ds's IEP meeting for kindy and yay they are giving him all the services we think he needs. B it was basically two hours of listening to all the things my kid sucks at. They are giving him full day kindy for free which I wanted, but when they actually said they would give it to him I started I crying in the working lot afterwards bc I WILL NEVER SEE MY BABY AGAIN I CAN'T BELEIVE HE IS GOING TO FULL DAY SCHOOL. How can his formative at-home years be over already? Now I am crying again.

I swear to god I am usually the opposite of that mom who cries when her kid goes to school. I pretty much cheered when he went to preschool the first time. What the hell is wrong with me?

Then I found out that a proposal I set up to collect food at the farmers market for food banks in our county was shot down hard core and that has just led to more and more crying.