Post by mrs.jacinthe on May 17, 2013 12:55:39 GMT -5
You guys ...
I just found a BOOGER (at least I think its a booger) on my computer keyboard. But I'm not snotty or sneezing (and haven't been for WEEKS). And R never comes into my office (nor is HE snotty or sneezing). And I don't have children. And I don't think the cat's been in the room. And the dog's too short to sneeze onto my desk.
WHERE DID IT COME FROM? OMG.
Do I have a ghost with allergies? Is it psychomagnotheric slime? (Bonus points if you get the reference). Is there a hobo hiding in here somewhere? WTH IS GOING ON??? I'm all "it's coming from inside the house!"
Should I panic? Burn sage? Write it off as just "one of those things"? HELP MEEEEE.
EDITED TO ADD: I *did* clean and disinfect said keyboard immediately upon finding the aforementioned booger. THOROUGHLY.