PASTED. HE'S PASTED OUT.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

You all know who popped up on my feed just now.

Went down to Person for ice cream and stayed for a drink while DH brought DD home to put her to bed. Came home with DS and now he is very upset because he thought he might get to help daddy catch night crawlers for fishing tomorrow, but DH is pasted out on the living room floor like normal. Hopefully he will go to bed soon. Not sure what tomorrow will bring, but maybe I will try and concentrate on writing, since i found a helpful blog. Have a good night everyone!



-He brought their 2 year old daughter home
-He PASTED out on the living room floor while he was the only one with the 2 year old
-He is breaking their preschoolers heart
-In their trailer
-With their silver spray painted tank

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

YOUR MOM'S OUT OF CONTROL



Listen. I'm tipsy and I haven't slept in three nights, and my uterus is crawling away.
AND I CAN'T QUIT BORING McWINDBAG.

[isabel]

I am so confused.

[joenali]

Has anyone commented?

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Not yet. There are always commiserators, though. They must be pasted out.

[Deleted]

Father of the Year!

[sherbanator]

Lol, keep it coming. I hate when I paste out when I'm supposed to be ensuring my child stays safe.

[birdistheword]

I am picturing him eating paste and then passing out. PASTED OUT.

[sherbanator]

I had an epiphany. Pasted = wasted/passed hybrid.

[EmilieMadison]

May 19, 2013 0:31:00 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

Wait.. he "pasted" out on the floor "like normal"? Wut?

I KNOW!

[thinkofthesoldiers]

I, for one, am glad she found a blog to help with her writing.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Nope. He went fishing, so he lives. She dreams of owning a home with a room she can consider a library one day. I've just now noticed that her favorite book list is made up of Twilight, 50 Shades of Gray, the BSC, and Nicholas Sparks.

I am having a large internal conflict, because I'm going to want to give you guys the title of her book SO BAD, but I can't, because then you'll all know her name.

[thinkofthesoldiers]

Wait, she has a published book?

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

That's what she's been working on. She works on it a LOT.

I am SO FUCKING EXCITED.

[thinkofthesoldiers]

Well now I am especially glad she found a whole blog to help her writing. Because I won't be purchasing a book that hasn't been helped by a blog.

[Deleted]

And she wants to be a writer wtf

[Deleted]

And she wants to be a writer wtf

[copperboom]

May 19, 2013 20:18:12 GMT -5 Ohhmm(bligo) said:

Nope. He went fishing, so he lives. She dreams of owning a home with a room she can consider a library one day. I've just now noticed that her favorite book list is made up of Twilight, 50 Shades of Gray, the BSC, and Nicholas Sparks.

I am having a large internal conflict, because I'm going to want to give you guys the title of her book SO BAD, but I can't, because then you'll all know her name.

How dare you. The Babysitters Club is a masterpiece, and Ann M. Martin is a national treasure.