H and I were just chillin' and he turns to me and says...

[ndolehan]

"Do you ever, like, stop and think about birds?" 



He then proceeds to tell me how sad it is how when the baby birds grow up how if the mommy bird met the baby bird the wouldn't know each other/recognize each other. 

I think he's drunk.

Deep thoughts, yo. 

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Drunk?

I dont think that's it.

[bluelily]

[MWOS]

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This totally sounds like one of our date night conversations after a bottle and a half. I approve. :Y:

[ndolehan]

May 20, 2013 21:59:01 GMT -5 loonylunalovegood said:

I would like what your H is having please.

Mee tooo...

He has been pouring my wine. Maybe he slipped something in a glass...

I could only be so lucky! 

[papie]

It would be sad but I tend to think like suesue. And lol

[ndolehan]

May 20, 2013 22:03:33 GMT -5 loonylunalovegood said:

I often wonder about baby sharks. Mom basically poops them out and swims away never to see them again. THINK ABOUT THE BABY SHARKS!

That's so SAD!  

Poor baby sharks. 

[TrickyBob]

I was zoning out while we were putting our grill together because I was watching 2 robins hop around on the wood pile.

I asked my husband, "I wonder how pregnant birds fly, wouldn't they be too heavy? Think about it, they lay around 3 to 4 eggs." He kept working, I kept rambling on about these poor pregnant birds.

Finally he says "moonbeam, I really don't care about the birds. I've never given pregnant birds a thought, and they have wings"

=/

[margotmacomber]

May 20, 2013 21:59:33 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

d e a d

[ndolehan]

May 20, 2013 22:08:10 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

Ha! You should turn to him and say "Dude.. Knees are like.. leg elbows." and really get him thinking.

ARE YOU MY HUSBAND!? 



He just turned to me and said this...I shit you not. 

[ndolehan]

May 20, 2013 22:21:36 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

May 20, 2013 22:10:29 GMT -5 ndolehan said:

ARE YOU MY HUSBAND!? 



He just turned to me and said this...I shit you not. 

LOL, did he really??

YES! Yes he did. I almost spit my drink out when I read your post. But that would have been a waste. 

[ndolehan]

May 20, 2013 22:34:22 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

May 20, 2013 22:24:11 GMT -5 ndolehan said:

YES! Yes he did. I almost spit my drink out when I read your post. But that would have been a waste. 

Alcohol abuse!

Also.. Hm..  :looks around:  Mr Ndolehan?  You out there?  How many fingers am I holding up?

He says three...and did the "shocker" thing. I hit him. 

[sonrisa]

May 20, 2013 22:08:10 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

Ha! You should turn to him and say "Dude.. Knees are like.. leg elbows." and really get him thinking.

lol. I've been explaining exactly this to my two year old.

[snickers]

Lol, this is weird. The again, so are boys lol. My husband is not that deep