"That would be a good place to hide a corpse" said the old

[meganew]

I cannot wait to be old and say stuff like this all the time.

[MWOS]

You gonna be able to ID her when the body turns up?

[Deleted]

i predict that you will shortly be fast friends with this woman and refer to her, without irony, as "a hoot."

[10outof9]

Hahaha. That's awesome. And mildly concerning.

I often think that the compost heap at work would be a great place to hide a body. Or I could, you know, feed it to a tiger or something.

[TrickyBob]

I once told a car salesman that the new Ford Fiesta had a lot of trunk room to hide the bodies. This was back in 2011? I realize this is pretty tasteless but we wanted to get out of there and he kept talking and talking and talking and was being a dick, so he wasn't getting our business anyway. He just kind of nodded his head and was all "oh...I guess" LMAO.


It's such an odd thing to say and I will admit that. But I've walked wooded trails and often thought "omg...no one would ever find me if they killed me and hid me in here". But that is me being paranoid.

Little old ladies are funny.

[juliagoulia]

May 22, 2013 20:18:22 GMT -5 10outof9 said:

Hahaha. That's awesome. And mildly concerning.

I often think that the compost heap at work would be a great place to hide a body. Or I could, you know, feed it to a tiger or something.

Pigs. They eat bone and everything. And they're a lot easier to find. :-)

[zoidberg]

I like the sound of this old lady.

[10outof9]

May 22, 2013 20:22:03 GMT -5 juliagoulia said:

May 22, 2013 20:18:22 GMT -5 10outof9 said:

Hahaha. That's awesome. And mildly concerning.

I often think that the compost heap at work would be a great place to hide a body. Or I could, you know, feed it to a tiger or something.

Pigs. They eat bone and everything. And they're a lot easier to find. :-)

True. Our curator has a pet pot-bellied pig and she eats everything. But when you work at a zoo, tigers aren't all that hard to find.

[TrickyBob]

May 22, 2013 20:21:31 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

funny ha ha or funny peculiar?
lol

A little of both.

[juliagoulia]

May 22, 2013 20:25:05 GMT -5 10outof9 said:

May 22, 2013 20:22:03 GMT -5 juliagoulia said:

Pigs. They eat bone and everything. And they're a lot easier to find. :-)

True. Our curator has a pet pot-bellied pig and she eats everything. But when you work at a zoo, tigers aren't all that hard to find.

Ahh man, lucky! I guess you deserve resources like that when you get peed on by snakes though! Fair enough! Haha.

[Knight]

May 22, 2013 20:31:12 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

She also got in her car at the bottom of the street and followed us up the street, slowly. We walked past our own home so she would not know we lived there.

Could she have just been messing with you? I can see myself doing that when I get older.

[Deleted]

When I was in middle school, some people on my way home from school had a baby tiger in their back yard. My mom didn't believe me but it was totally true.

Anyway, I vote pigs. Did you hear about that serial killer in Vancouver who killed like 50 hookers around 2000?

[10outof9]

May 22, 2013 20:26:52 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

May 22, 2013 20:25:05 GMT -5 10outof9 said:

True. Our curator has a pet pot-bellied pig and she eats everything. But when you work at a zoo, tigers aren't all that hard to find.

  are you saying that now I know (Internetedly) someone who works at a zoo....? hmmmmmm

Yep. A zoo in your area, in fact.

[TrickyBob]

This is making me think twice about playing with my brother's new baby pigs that he is buying.

He convinced me the big pig was going to eat me if I went in her pen. Oh, brothers.

[10outof9]

May 22, 2013 21:11:12 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

10outof9, I will call you next time I need to dispose of a body. lol

Do you really work at the zoo!? that is so awesome. I love our zoo; I've been going to it since 1978, when it was nothing but the barn. I love it, my kids love it.

I love the zoo too (DH and I got engaged there!), but I work at the "other" zoo - the private one just outside of Wichita.

[10outof9]

May 22, 2013 21:24:55 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

I LOVE THAT ZOO. OMG. I dragged my aunt, uncle, cousin and her two little kids from out of town, out there and it was closed. But the staff was there, so they let us in anyway, and we had the whole place to ourselves, and it was the best day ever, for all of us. I was so grateful. My favorite part is feeding the lemurs, but everything there is so nice. What do you do out there?

When was that? We might have met and not known it!

I'm the Education Curator (well, actually the whole Education Department) so I book and give tours and education programs, run our volunteer programs, and plan our Easter and Halloween events.

[10outof9]

May 22, 2013 21:37:50 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

May 22, 2013 21:36:48 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

I bet we did! It was really awesome, and I went from being the asshole who talked up a zoo that was CLOSED (the kids were really disappointed) to all of a sudden the one who got us a private visit. It was last spring, and I can't remember why the zoo was closed, but it was. Everyone was SO nice. I get emails from that zoo once a month at least.

any space in your volunteer programs? My kids need some volunteer work this summer. 

Definitely! I'll pm you my work email address and I can get them signed up for our volunteer email list!

[Deleted]

May 22, 2013 20:54:13 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

May 22, 2013 20:46:41 GMT -5 @kcpokergal said:

When I was in middle school, some people on my way home from school had a baby tiger in their back yard. My mom didn't believe me but it was totally true.

Anyway, I vote pigs. Did you hear about that serial killer in Vancouver who killed like 50 hookers around 2000?

NO WAY. I would love to have a tiger in the back yard. But yes, pigs sound better for the purpose. I have NEVER heard of the Vancouver Pig Disposal Killer, that sounds incredible. 

They called him "The Butcher". The Biography channel did a bio of him.