Preschooler funnies

[litebright]

I love DD1's preschool teachers. For their "graduation" today, they sat down awhile ago with each kid and asked them a few questions about their parents. We each got a sheet with our kids' answers. 

Here are some of the answers DD1 gave: 

What does your mom do for a job? Makes breakfast.

Your dad? Mows the lawn. 

What is mom's favorite food? Apples. 

Dad's? Oranges. 

What gift would your mom really like to receive? A candle bottle. (They made tealight holders in class for mother's day gifts.) 

What is your dad's favorite color? Pink, just like me! 

And my favorite: 

What is dad's favorite drink? Grown-up drinks. They always drink grown-up drinks because they are grown up. 

LOL. DH was like, "Uh-oh, we sound like alcoholics." 

[UMaineTeach]

:Y:

this I may have to steal

[oliviapope]

That is adorable.

[angelaa73]

that is adorable.

[cmh06]

Love it!

[Deleted]

So awesome! I love this.

[angelaa73]

hahah wait! did i ever tell you guys that my boss got super sad one day when his kids were playing restaurant ... when his daughter came to take his order, the little menu she made had two drinks on it

milk
bud light

hahahah!!!

[gretchenindisguise]

Love it!!

[MWOS]

we did something similar in kindergarten. We made a recipe book for our parents. Each kid went up and dictated their favorite recipe to the teacher. It was fucking hilarious

Mac and Cheese:

Mix one blue box with 3 gallons of milk
Bake at 7 degrees in the big pan for 9 hours

[Deleted]

lol I love this