I do not like Memorial Day fun shaming

[robertrobertrobert]

You just keep digging that hole? Nobody need shut you down. Nobody will ever break through that thick skull of your(s). It's clear you're that 300 lb fat bitch that makes her day online, mouthing off in incomplete sentences. And little doubt has to use salad tongs to wipe her ass because you just can't reach it. Am I close??? :-)

[pursemeatballs]

May 27, 2013 21:37:01 GMT -5 robertrobertrobert said:

You just keep digging that hole? Nobody need shut you down. Nobody will ever break through that thick skull of your(s). It's clear you're that 300 lb fat bitch that makes her day online, mouthing off in incomplete sentences. And little doubt has to use salad tongs to wipe her ass because you just can't reach it. Am I close??? :-)

I use a back scratcher, not salad tongs.

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May 27, 2013 21:37:01 GMT -5 robertrobertrobert said:

You just keep digging that hole? Nobody need shut you down. Nobody will ever break through that thick skull of your(s). It's clear you're that 300 lb fat bitch that makes her day online, mouthing off in incomplete sentences. And little doubt has to use salad tongs to wipe her ass because you just can't reach it. Am I close??? :-)

Really? 

[karmasabiotch]

May 27, 2013 21:37:01 GMT -5 robertrobertrobert said:

You just keep digging that hole? Nobody need shut you down. Nobody will ever break through that thick skull of your(s). It's clear you're that 300 lb fat bitch that makes her day online, mouthing off in incomplete sentences. And little doubt has to use salad tongs to wipe her ass because you just can't reach it. Am I close??? :-)

Go away.

[bania]

May 27, 2013 21:48:53 GMT -5 toledo said:

As if I'd have salad tongs in the house.

LOL!! H had to ask if I was okay I laughed so hard. Thanks for that!!

[robertrobertrobert]

May 28, 2013 11:06:41 GMT -5 @smace said:

Ok. I'm bored. Where's Robert? I wanna see him posting this "everywhere".

Also, I'm totally snacking on some chips and salsa now.

All it would have taken is some simple cut & paste of that hideous comment (remember they will think it's hideous you hammer-head) into facebutt, few Conservative Websites, Retired Military.com, etc.  And little doubt 35,000+ new members descend on this thread like flesh eating Zombies...LOL You can put the most simple "anything" on facebutt and garner 750,000 hits in hours. 

However, since I make my living doing SEO and PPC (Google it) there was no chance I'm lining the pockets of the owners of this message board. Now right past all the truth to what I just said, it's going to be funny how many third grade incomplete sentences I will now endure. So why not go back to my notion some of you are so fat you have to use salad tongs to wipe your own ass? And just duck.....

A woman has a pretty profile pic on here and you attack them? Saying they little doubt still sit around in their cheer-leading uniform? So I once again mention your huge, pock-marked, sweaty ass with no abandon... OK... Let me have it my bitchez! 

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May 28, 2013 13:05:27 GMT -5 robertrobertrobert said:

May 28, 2013 11:06:41 GMT -5 @smace said:

Ok. I'm bored. Where's Robert? I wanna see him posting this "everywhere".

Also, I'm totally snacking on some chips and salsa now.

All it would have taken is some simple cut & paste of that hideous comment (remember they will think it's hideous you hammer-head) into facebutt, few Conservative Websites, Retired Military.com, etc.  And little doubt 35,000+ new members descend on this thread like flesh eating Zombies...LOL You can put the most simple "anything" on facebutt and garner 750,000 hits in hours. 

However, since I make my living doing SEO and PPC (Google it) there was no chance I'm lining the pockets of the owners of this message board. Now right past all the truth to what I just said, it's going to be funny how many third grade incomplete sentences I will now endure. So why not go back to my notion some of you are so fat you have to use salad tongs to wipe your own ass? And just duck.....

A woman has a pretty profile pic on here and you attack them? Saying they little doubt still sit around in their cheer-leading uniform? So I once again mention your huge, pock-marked, sweaty ass with no abandon... OK... Let me have it my bitchez! 

You're Ashbride, aren't you?

[robertrobertrobert]

May 29, 2013 1:40:55 GMT -5 toledo said:

May 29, 2013 1:37:09 GMT -5 robertrobertrobert said:

And I can't wait for the brainless answers. "she didn't say military men, she said her own father" Never once will anyone show the capacity to gauge she was using him as an example, some litmus test. Go into the tents in the desert and Jane Fondas' picture still hangs with a caption that starts with a capitol C! You don't grasp if nameasteak were a news anchor or ANY person of importance her job would be instantly lost for these horrible words she spews. But all these incognito idiots come to the rescue? Are you kidding me?

ugh, you're a fucking stereotype. A dime a dozen in the comments section of every rightwing crackpot website. We have slightly higher standards here, bobby. Shove off.

And you're a 350 lb liberal based on your choice of avatar. What is your point. My IQ hovers around the one and a half century mark. Go find your salad tongs.. 

[pursemeatballs]

May 29, 2013 11:07:50 GMT -5 fuckyourcouch said:

FACT: every single poster on this board 100% likes and agrees with every other poster on this board. FACT.

Like and agree.

FTR, robert^3 called toledo 300 lbs when talking about toledo having to wipe with salad tongs. Was that even a question? I've just been skimming posts.

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I'm still lol'ing at wiping with salad tongs.

[robertrobertrobert]

May 29, 2013 13:13:03 GMT -5 elle said:

R cubed has a vagina avatar! If they are the same person I prefer the R^3 iteration as at least he is on point and hasn't mangled the first amendment and tort law.

Um... My profile pic is salad tongs. Just trying to keep it real. I got a death threat for poking fun at a cat that couldn't possible know was from Haiti, much less know it has but one eye? And I'm the creepy one? You didn't even get the joke behind it. It was never about a cat???

[gozf]

May 29, 2013 13:21:10 GMT -5 robertrobertrobert said:

May 29, 2013 13:13:03 GMT -5 elle said:

R cubed has a vagina avatar! If they are the same person I prefer the R^3 iteration as at least he is on point and hasn't mangled the first amendment and tort law.

Um... My profile pic is salad tongs. Just trying to keep it real. I got a death threat for poking fun at a cat that couldn't possible know was from Haiti, much less know it has but one eye? And I'm the creepy one? You didn't even get the joke behind it. It was never about a cat???

My cat knows she has one eye.

And stop thinking about my pussy, fuckface. 

[robertrobertrobert]

May 29, 2013 13:25:14 GMT -5 gozf said:

May 29, 2013 13:21:10 GMT -5 robertrobertrobert said:

Um... My profile pic is salad tongs. Just trying to keep it real. I got a death threat for poking fun at a cat that couldn't possible know was from Haiti, much less know it has but one eye? And I'm the creepy one? You didn't even get the joke behind it. It was never about a cat???

My cat knows she has one eye.

And stop thinking about my pussy, fuckface. 

ROTFLMAO OK... That was a perfect come-back!

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Do the salad tongs in R3's avatar means he tosses salads?

What? Too far?

[Deleted]

May 29, 2013 15:46:00 GMT -5 @chipsandsalsa said:

May 29, 2013 15:34:55 GMT -5 mrlittlejeans said:

SHE IS NOT TALKING TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!

Look at moonbeam's post. It said chips and salsa Chipsanddicksnot said and then below spoiler doesn't understand how the internet works. I did not put that in there salad tongs in my rectum. I'm glad you people think that shit my obliviousness is funny hilarious.  I reported it to the people aliens that run this board are trying to penetrate my tinfoil hat. So, they will decide if it's funny,or not because it is!