you stand, people. you stand. ywia. and no, I've never done it in a public restroom, I'm just generally trashy.
I imagine it is the guy that sits on the toilet and one could sit on his lap either facing him or away. Its like chairsex. I am clearly trashy enough to be willing to have sex in a bathroom.
Listen, would I stand there and cheer them on? No. I'd probably laugh and yell, "You've been caught!" just to make it more awkward. But I think the whole "classless pieces of trash" is an overreaction.
Listen, would I stand there and cheer them on? No. I'd probably laugh and yell, "You've been caught!" just to make it more awkward. But I think the whole "classless pieces of trash" is an overreaction.
Ohh, I could do what I do to the kids when I catch them making out behind my classroom. I just yell "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" until they run away.
I'm kind of loling at the "Ew! Unsanitary! Surrounded by poop!"
First of all, I'm pretty sure RL doesn't work at a truck stop diner. I'd be willing to bet the rest room at her place of employment is kept pretty clean.
Second of all...well, here's a tip for the uninitiated: If you're fucking in a bathroom, you're not supposed to do it missionary style on the floor, losers.
Post by Dorothy Zbornak on May 31, 2013 7:50:26 GMT -5
So, you old tyme ML ladies, I have to ask ... is it common tradition to be all "Pshaw, y'all, I've fellated a goat, it's NBD!" when someone posts something kind of gross on here? Or am I just another prude who only uses restaurant restroom stalls for #1, #2 and writing childish shit with Sharpies on the wall?
Also, when I worked at Penney's in the lingerie section, I had to bust up several fun parties in my fitting rooms.
I was 16 and a junior in high school when I worked there, and one of the times it was 2 kids from my class at school. I laughed and laughed. Other adventures in lingerie fitting rooms were not as fun, like when someone shat in there. At least I didn't have to clean it up.
People shitting where they should have been fucking?!?!?!
"This prick is asking for someone here to bring him to task Somebody give me some dirt on this vacuous mass so we can at last unmask him I'll pull the trigger on it, someone load the gun and cock it While we were all watching, he got Washington in his pocket."
I think you guys are seriously missing the point here. This was not done in the Burger King bathroom or the local dive bar where you go suck down shots, this was done in a nice, classy place. RL is the head cheese and has to answer to any patrons that were offended or put out by the people. Hell they could cost her money. Not to mention she has to make sure any "mess" is cleaned up. As sexy as this all can be in the moment, no one wants be delegated the clean up job and RL has to deal with it. Poop and pee is expected but spunk? Nuh uh. Not part of her or any of her employees job descriptions.
I think you guys are seriously missing the point here. This was not done in the Burger King bathroom or the local dive bar where you go suck down shots, this was done in a nice, classy place. RL is the head cheese and has to answer to any patrons that were offended or put out by the people. Hell they could cost her money. Not to mention she has to make sure any "mess" is cleaned up. As sexy as this all can be in the moment, no one wants be delegated the clean up job and RL has to deal with it. Poop and pee is expected but spunk? Nuh uh. Not part of her or any of her employees job descriptions.
I think you guys are seriously missing the point here. This was not done in the Burger King bathroom or the local dive bar where you go suck down shots, this was done in a nice, classy place. RL is the head cheese and has to answer to any patrons that were offended or put out by the people. Hell they could cost her money. Not to mention she has to make sure any "mess" is cleaned up. As sexy as this all can be in the moment, no one wants be delegated the clean up job and RL has to deal with it. Poop and pee is expected but spunk? Nuh uh. Not part of her or any of her employees job descriptions.
or. we like to have bathroom sex. with reckless abandon.
I think you guys are seriously missing the point here. This was not done in the Burger King bathroom or the local dive bar where you go suck down shots, this was done in a nice, classy place. RL is the head cheese and has to answer to any patrons that were offended or put out by the people. Hell they could cost her money. Not to mention she has to make sure any "mess" is cleaned up. As sexy as this all can be in the moment, no one wants be delegated the clean up job and RL has to deal with it. Poop and pee is expected but spunk? Nuh uh. Not part of her or any of her employees job descriptions.
I think you guys are seriously missing the point here. This was not done in the Burger King bathroom or the local dive bar where you go suck down shots, this was done in a nice, classy place. RL is the head cheese and has to answer to any patrons that were offended or put out by the people. Hell they could cost her money. Not to mention she has to make sure any "mess" is cleaned up. As sexy as this all can be in the moment, no one wants be delegated the clean up job and RL has to deal with it. Poop and pee is expected but spunk? Nuh uh. Not part of her or any of her employees job descriptions.
Aaaand I now have the Humpty Dance stuck in my head. Thanks for that
Wait. Now I'm bristling that it's ok or expected that BK or dive bar employees will deal with cleaning up a sex mess, but not employees at nicer establishments. I REJECT THIS CLASSIST BULLSHIT.
Wait. Now I'm bristling that it's ok or expected that BK or dive bar employees will deal with cleaning up a sex mess, but not employees at nicer establishments. I REJECT THIS CLASSIST BULLSHIT.