So get this...some couple was having sex

[ering1115]

vicky is killing me with the gifs.

[pantsparty]

May 31, 2013 9:54:38 GMT -5 gozf said:

Wait. Now I'm bristling that it's ok or expected that BK or dive bar employees will deal with cleaning up a sex mess, but not employees at nicer establishments. I REJECT THIS CLASSIST BULLSHIT.

It's in the BK job description: "May be required to clean up jizz."

[gozf]

May 31, 2013 9:58:37 GMT -5 toledo said:

May 31, 2013 9:54:38 GMT -5 gozf said:

Wait. Now I'm bristling that it's ok or expected that BK or dive bar employees will deal with cleaning up a sex mess, but not employees at nicer establishments. I REJECT THIS CLASSIST BULLSHIT.

BK pink slime is only one step above splooge, gozer. It's a much higher jump between cum and foie gras.

This kind of dirty talk will land you a date!  I'll take you to a dive bar, and we can spread our sexual juices on the mirrors and walls.  It's fine, because the poors work there, and they're just grateful for the meager pay.

[vicky]

May 31, 2013 9:58:00 GMT -5 ering1115 said:

vicky is killing me with the gifs.

[gozf]

May 31, 2013 9:56:32 GMT -5 vicky said:

May 31, 2013 9:54:38 GMT -5 gozf said:

Wait. Now I'm bristling that it's ok or expected that BK or dive bar employees will deal with cleaning up a sex mess, but not employees at nicer establishments. I REJECT THIS CLASSIST BULLSHIT.

You know I love you, right?

It's mutual.

[flex]

DH had a some stories about lady friends and sinks when he was a waiter at a restaurant: horny young adults working in close quarters and all that.

[gozf]

I would like to point out that walterismydog gave me a snowball shortly after I started talking about swallowing. Coincidence? I THINK NOT.

Thanks for snowballing me!

[walterismydog]

May 31, 2013 10:18:11 GMT -5 gozf said:

I would like to point out that walterismydog gave me a snowball shortly after I started talking about swallowing. Coincidence? I THINK NOT.

Thanks for snowballing me!

[sherbanator]

Do you work at Sur with Jax? Oh wait, that wasn't real was it?

[Deleted]

I just can't stop coming back to this thread.

[wannabe]

i can't tell you how fucking thrilled i am to have read this thread on a computer vs. the app, where i can see sigs and gifs.

autocorrect keeps changing that to "gifts." that's exactly what this thread is.

[pinkplasticdoll]

May 31, 2013 9:15:33 GMT -5 MWOS said:

Dorothy Zbornak

Hmmmm, how can an Old Tyme MLer explain this.

It's like this...

Some of us are Dorothys. And some of us are Blanches.

and fuckin TRUST, some of us are Roses

God I love you so hard. I want to bang you in the bathroom of a classy restaurant. 

[walterismydog]

I only have one question:
Is this place classy enough to have a bathroom attendant?

[janiejones]

May 31, 2013 10:59:04 GMT -5 walterismydog said:

I only have one question:
Is this place classy enough to have a bathroom attendant?

to hand over the jimmy hat when it's needed?

[Deleted]

I've definitely banged in a bar bathroom, and not even a classy one!

It was hot.

[lyssbobiss, Command, B613]

I would much rather clean up jizz than piss or shit.

[dukesilver]

This is my favorite thread of all time.

[walterismydog]

May 31, 2013 11:31:12 GMT -5 lyssbobiss, Command, B613 said:

I would much rather clean up jizz than piss or shit.

[marylennox]

Yeah, I wouldn't go so far as to call them classless pieces of trash. You know, Charlotte York had sex in public restrooms, and she was a classy chick.

Also, you can lock on the door in some of the nicer public restrooms. Soo it's not like you'd have to be in the stall right next to the toilet. Just saying.

[Deleted]

May 31, 2013 10:44:54 GMT -5 Que? said:

May 31, 2013 9:23:09 GMT -5 tarzanswife said:

I think you guys are seriously missing the point here. This was not done in the Burger King bathroom or the local dive bar where you go suck down shots, this was done in a nice, classy place. RL is the head cheese and has to answer to any patrons that were offended or put out by the people. Hell they could cost her money. Not to mention she has to make sure any "mess" is cleaned up. As sexy as this all can be in the moment, no one wants be delegated the clean up job and RL has to deal with it. Poop and pee is expected but spunk? Nuh uh. Not part of her or any of her employees job descriptions.

If they can afford their bill, they belong there. Don't be an asshole. Burger King employees are probably not stoked on cleaning bathrooms either. 

**i didn't read past this, but I'm willing to bet Gozer already commented on this. 

So you are saying I'm an asshole for thinking people DON'T have the right to fuck in bathrooms if they pay for dinner at a fancy restaurant? I just cannot follow this logic at all. Also the Burger King reference was supposed to tie into a reference to "The Humpty Dance" by digital underground but the app ate my post and when I reposted it, I lost that part. I admit, I've gotten busy in public places but I can see how RL was pissed as she had to deal with the aftermath of these people and their actions.  I'm not a prude by any means but I don't assume that because I paid $$ for a meal that gives me the right to go get my fuck on in the bathroom.

[ralphlauren]

May 31, 2013 13:34:03 GMT -5 tarzanswife said:

May 31, 2013 10:44:54 GMT -5 Que? said:

So you are saying I'm an asshole for thinking people DON'T have the right to fuck in bathrooms if they pay for dinner at a fancy restaurant? I just cannot follow this logic at all. Also the Burger King reference was supposed to tie into a reference to "The Humpty Dance" by digital underground but the app ate my post and when I reposted it, I lost that part. I admit, I've gotten busy in public places but I can see how RL was pissed as she had to deal with the aftermath of these people and their actions.  I'm not a prude by any means but I don't assume that because I paid $$ for a meal that gives me the right to go get my fuck on in the bathroom.

Ha.  I love that theory because I paid for dinner I can go fuck in a publica bathroom.  Classic. 

[MWOS]

Get serious. Everyone here recognizes that you're not allowed to fuck in a public bathroom. But it's bullshit that those people are classless and trashy because they did. Now THAT'S classic.

[WOT?*]

DH's former secretary got caught banging her husband in the stairwell at his office building. The exposed stairwell by the main entry door. Buy the security guys who caught them on camera at the security desk in the middle of the lobby by the elevators.

[bab]

May 31, 2013 9:38:08 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

May 31, 2013 8:51:05 GMT -5 @beachgal said:

I say not ew...

Thinking of bathroom sex makes me think of some good, good times...and also, this: (skip to 2 min in)

Wow.  The acting has gotten REALLY bad on Grey's.. 

LOL @ "has gotten."  When was it good? 

[WOT?*]

I think that worse than screwing in the bathroom was the bitch that left a used tampon in the toilet seat liners. I was the lucky customer to find that one.

[margotmacomber]

May 31, 2013 19:44:52 GMT -5 bab said:

May 31, 2013 9:38:08 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

Wow.  The acting has gotten REALLY bad on Grey's.. 

LOL @ "has gotten."  When was it good? 

Evaluate yourself.  

Sorry that's so large lol

[pursemeatballs]