My phone is not ringing

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I'm waiting for my OB to call me with my hcg levels from yesterday and today.   He did say it could be as late as 9:00 pm.  Ok, that's six minutes away. :::drums fingers impatiently:::  I need a drink and can't have one. Smashing plates on tile seems like it might take the edge off too but I'm guessing I'd regret that tomorrow morning when I'm ready to eat breakfast.    I need some creative, snarky ideas on passing the time.

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Candy Crush? Coconut oil hair treatment?