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Oh Jesus. Jun 2, 2013 19:55:42 GMT -5 TrudyCampbell, thedahliharpa, and 1 more like this

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Post by unclejesse on Jun 2, 2013 19:55:42 GMT -5

So I was tracking my Amazon package, and I see that my husband has ordered the following:

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Sorry it's so big. I am dying of laughter and fear. He doesn't know I know. I'm scared of that pink thing!!!

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TrudyCampbell Platinum Posts: 66,076 Likes: 81,417	Oh Jesus. Jun 2, 2013 19:57:38 GMT -5 careyalis likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by TrudyCampbell on Jun 2, 2013 19:57:38 GMT -5 Aaahaha! That pink one looks frightening! I actually just made a semi-similar purchase on amazon
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teamhayes Elder Enter your message here... Posts: 22,906 Likes: 18,293	Oh Jesus. Jun 2, 2013 20:00:33 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by teamhayes on Jun 2, 2013 20:00:33 GMT -5 I think i would tell ups to return to sender aand ply dumb when mh asked if he received a package.
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mala Elder Posts: 10,583 Likes: 5,710	Oh Jesus. Jun 2, 2013 20:08:50 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mala on Jun 2, 2013 20:08:50 GMT -5 Have fun!
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Deleted Posts: 0	Oh Jesus. Jun 2, 2013 20:32:57 GMT -5 sno&2peas likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2013 20:32:57 GMT -5 Just hoping it's not his father's day gift to himself.
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imimahoney Elder Posts: 21,966 Likes: 16,864	Oh Jesus. Jun 2, 2013 20:37:13 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by imimahoney on Jun 2, 2013 20:37:13 GMT -5 OMG, hahaha
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rjamz Elder Posts: 27,142 Likes: 39,067	Oh Jesus. Jun 2, 2013 20:38:07 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by rjamz on Jun 2, 2013 20:38:07 GMT -5 Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Dying Sent from my SPH-D710 using proboards
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Faevantastic Elder Posts: 10,900 Likes: 11,969	Oh Jesus. Jun 2, 2013 20:38:16 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Faevantastic on Jun 2, 2013 20:38:16 GMT -5 I hope pink is his color.
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jenbelle Senior Member Posts: 8,448 Likes: 4,790	Oh Jesus. Jun 2, 2013 20:38:27 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by jenbelle on Jun 2, 2013 20:38:27 GMT -5 Um. Good luck with that!
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browneyedhunni85 Elder Posts: 13,054 Likes: 5,365	Oh Jesus. Jun 2, 2013 20:39:42 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by browneyedhunni85 on Jun 2, 2013 20:39:42 GMT -5 Omg!
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ashleydl83 Senior Member Posts: 8,837 Likes: 8,686	Oh Jesus. Jun 2, 2013 21:13:36 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ashleydl83 on Jun 2, 2013 21:13:36 GMT -5 Hahahahaha!
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fusion Elder Posts: 13,485 Likes: 14,004	Oh Jesus. Jun 2, 2013 21:34:47 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by fusion on Jun 2, 2013 21:34:47 GMT -5 wow! not what I was expecting to see in here!
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thedahliharpa Elder Posts: 37,904 Likes: 43,744	Oh Jesus. Jun 2, 2013 21:38:01 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by thedahliharpa on Jun 2, 2013 21:38:01 GMT -5 Jun 2, 2013 20:32:57 GMT -5 fadedscars said: Just hoping it's not his father's day gift to himself. This. Quite the purchase Mr. Jesse. Do you have a special occasion coming up or is this a random act of adult toys?
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monkeybabe Elder Posts: 16,370 Likes: 14,614	Oh Jesus. Jun 2, 2013 21:38:09 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by monkeybabe on Jun 2, 2013 21:38:09 GMT -5 This is hilarious. (The title miiiight need "NSFW" in it.)
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charlielove Elder Posts: 17,033 Likes: 14,409	Oh Jesus. Jun 2, 2013 21:55:55 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by charlielove on Jun 2, 2013 21:55:55 GMT -5 I would be scared for my (vag's) life.
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Dorothy Zbornak Elder Why don't we just set each other on fire? Posts: 14,474 Likes: 17,575	Oh Jesus. Jun 3, 2013 0:38:28 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Dorothy Zbornak on Jun 3, 2013 0:38:28 GMT -5 YOU NEED TO MAKE A WARNING ON THIS ... before idiots like me open it at work and have their screen filled with pink cock. Which end is up?
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thedahliharpa Elder Posts: 37,904 Likes: 43,744	Oh Jesus. Jun 3, 2013 0:40:48 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by thedahliharpa on Jun 3, 2013 0:40:48 GMT -5 Ohhhh that's what NSFW means Dorothy Zbornak . CH!
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raynes Elder Posts: 10,543 Likes: 10,124	Oh Jesus. Jun 3, 2013 7:34:56 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by raynes on Jun 3, 2013 7:34:56 GMT -5 Jun 3, 2013 0:38:28 GMT -5 Dorothy Zbornak said: YOU NEED TO MAKE A WARNING ON THIS ... before idiots like me open it at work and have their screen filled with pink cock. Which end is up? This. All of this.
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The Foozzler Elder Posts: 14,801 Likes: 13,807	Oh Jesus. Jun 3, 2013 7:48:07 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Foozzler on Jun 3, 2013 7:48:07 GMT -5 I have the top one. Enjoy!
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sno&2peas Full Member Posts: 1,604 Likes: 334	Oh Jesus. Jun 3, 2013 7:49:56 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sno&2peas on Jun 3, 2013 7:49:56 GMT -5 At first scanning down I thought the pocket rocket was a drink container the pink dink freaks me out... The stupid in me assumes the other side is for the bum? All set with that shit... haha
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JuliaGulia Full Member Posts: 3,768 Likes: 1,828	Oh Jesus. Jun 3, 2013 7:51:54 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by JuliaGulia on Jun 3, 2013 7:51:54 GMT -5 I'm terrified of that pink thing!!!
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Post by unclejesse on Jun 3, 2013 8:02:49 GMT -5

Lol Sorry, I tried to amend the title!

There's no special event (that I know of) that has called for these items. He actually fessed up and told me about it last night. Above everything, he was proud of how inexpensive they were!

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Jun 3, 2013 8:02:49 GMT -5 unclejesse said:

Lol Sorry, I tried to amend the title!

There's no special event (that I know of) that has called for these items. He actually fessed up and told me about it last night. Above everything, he was proud of how inexpensive they were!

"Hey, honey! I got cheap stuff to stuff up your fun hole! Love ya!"

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christidee Senior Member Posts: 6,984 Likes: 4,410	Oh Jesus. Jun 3, 2013 8:11:03 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by christidee on Jun 3, 2013 8:11:03 GMT -5 Ummmmm. Have fun? in all honesty, I would probably tell him that your account was hacked and tell him why you think so.
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Regina Philange Elder Jacka02 Posts: 17,587 Likes: 10,969	Oh Jesus. Jun 3, 2013 9:36:35 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Regina Philange on Jun 3, 2013 9:36:35 GMT -5 I also just opened this at work. LOL Thank goodness, nobody is in my corner right now.
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fryjack2 Elder Posts: 14,653 Likes: 18,502	Oh Jesus. Jun 3, 2013 9:49:46 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by fryjack2 on Jun 3, 2013 9:49:46 GMT -5 My butt just clenched up when I saw the pink dildo. Maybe he's hoping you use it on him?
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gekeler6 New Member Posts: 213 Likes: 81	Oh Jesus. Jun 3, 2013 13:45:07 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by gekeler6 on Jun 3, 2013 13:45:07 GMT -5 hahaha. Made. My. Day. My husband would never be so kind lol. I have to say the pink one is a bit scary and intimidating! GL!
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