I really wish I had been brave enough to come to this board

[pantsoffdanceoff]

When my husband cheated on me.  The amount of support you give each other is overwhelming.  And it's especially nice considering one 2 people other than my ex and I know about his affair.

[snickers]

I am so sorry you had to go through that

[pantsoffdanceoff]

Thank you. It was really hard since I didn't tell anyone the catalyst to the divorce and no one understood why such a "perfect" couple was divorcing. But I've come to realize that it was a blessing in disguise.

[margotmacomber]

You're better off without him.  Now nestle into our bosoms. 

[pantsparty]

So. We meet.

[fuckyourcouch]

we're pretty cool i guess.

sorry you had to go through that.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Google Imaging "pants fight" was disappointing. This is all I have to offer.

[livinitup]

I'm sorry I don't know your back story. Was this a recent cheat? Is this something you've overcome or are still dealing with?

What can ML help with? Please tell.

[pantsparty]

I just have one question for you, pantsoffdanceoff.

Would you like to come to the pants party?

[pantsoffdanceoff]

Yay, I'm so glad I've been accepted. I do agree that I am better off without him. Sometimes it's hard though, we were together 14 years and married for 6. I don't have any adult memories without him. But, I've decided that instead of being sad and wallowing (although I did plenty) that I will just spend my time that I usually spent catering to him on myself and making myself happy, and watching all the tv shows that I want to!!

[fuckyourcouch]

Jun 3, 2013 20:24:48 GMT -5 Ohhmm(bligo) said:

Google Imaging "pants fight" was disappointing. This is all I have to offer.

i got this. lol

[pantsoffdanceoff]

Well there is always a party in my pants, sooo do YOU want to come to the pants party?

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Now we need a giant ML GTG in which we play tug of war with a pair of kevin's pants.

[pantsoffdanceoff]

I've been going to the Y a lot at lunch lately so I am no stranger to anonymous vagina, so pants can be optional. And I'm a number 6 on the chart

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Jun 3, 2013 20:32:04 GMT -5 pantsoffdanceoff said:

I've been going to the Y a lot at lunch lately so I am no stranger to anonymous vagina, so pants can be optional. And I'm a number 6 on the chart

YOU.  I like you.  Hide yo email, though.

[pantsoffdanceoff]

Eeekkkk...how do I do that?

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Jun 3, 2013 20:31:43 GMT -5 Ohhmm(bligo) said:

Now we need a giant ML GTG in which we play tug of war with a pair of kevin's pants.

So. The usual.

[fuckyourcouch]

Jun 3, 2013 20:33:57 GMT -5 pantsoffdanceoff said:

Eeekkkk...how do I do that?

go to your settings and disable the "show email" option

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Jun 3, 2013 20:34:04 GMT -5 @lazerus24 said:

Jun 3, 2013 20:31:43 GMT -5 Ohhmm(bligo) said:

Now we need a giant ML GTG in which we play tug of war with a pair of kevin's pants.

So. The usual.

IT WAS YOU IN THE HELICOPTER.

IT WAS YOU IN THE WINDOW WITH YOUR HAND IN YOUR PANTS.

IT WAS YOU IN THE ELEVATOR.

[bania]

Hello and welcome. Sorry about your STBXH

[pantsoffdanceoff]

Does anyone actually remember when Jodi Sweeten hosted "Pants Off Dance Off", I'm not sure if it was pre or post meth. But I got annoyed every time that they blacked out the goods, why else would I watch that show?

Also, did I remove my email?

[pantsoffdanceoff]

Bania, he is not STB, he is straight up EX. Once it was determined that it was a no go I wasted no time.

[pantsoffdanceoff]

Luckydog you can come right on over. I've got plenty of wine too!

[tdk2]

Sorry about your ex. What a douchenozzle.

I do like your name. I'd like to see a pantsparty pantsoffdanceoff.

[pantsparty]

Jun 3, 2013 20:28:38 GMT -5 pantsoffdanceoff said:

Well there is always a party in my pants, sooo do YOU want to come to the pants party?

IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

"Party Pants" worked out MUCH better.

[pantsoffdanceoff]

Party pants do look pretty fun, although why did the model tuck their shirt in?

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

I am more distracted by which body part is supposed to be the dick - the nose or the tongue?

[pantsoffdanceoff]

Quesera (I'm on my iPad so I promise I will learn to quote) - you are probably right. I passed the emo, sad and why me stage and have since moved on to "I'm awesome and he will rue the day!!!"

I'm single now and attempting to online date. I've been on 1 date and my friend did some Internet sleuthing and I think we found info on him, mainly that at some point in time he had been married, yet when I asked if he had ever been married he said "No, I'm not sure it's my thing." So, onto the next one!

[pantsoffdanceoff]

I think it's: nose-dick, lips-balls and tongue-pubes???