Annoying FB Status

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"Becoming a mom has made me realize I need to clean up my Facebook friends. I hate the "cool" stuff people think they do. I don't need to see your cleavage every three seconds, or hear how hungover you are. I could care less what cool stuff you smoked last night or see you half naked dancing on a bar top. - can't there just be a separate Facebook for adults and one for not so adults? I don't want to be sharing photo of my kiddos with hoodlums."


She's 21. 

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lol @ hoodlums.

[wannabe]

She sounds like a good time.

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HER BABY ISN'T EVEN HERE YET.

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So young to be my grandmother.

[AHappierHour]

She sounds like a joy to be around.

[fuckyourcouch]

[luckyval]

Oooh, I bet somebody's going to have a massive mid-life crisis at 30

[cutecloud]

She sounds jealous.

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[partiallysunny]

I don't understand how she didn't feel that way prior to kids? Or is it just jealousy that she can't do those things anymore?

[pursemeatballs]

My sister (the teen mom) posted a similar status recently.

[mbcdefg]

How about you just not choose to keep company with people you've deemed to be below you, sweetheart?

[themysteriouswife]

I keep those people around for entertainment. They are the ones who crack under pressure at some point and become a lot of fun to watch. My current fun FB friend is going through a nasty break up. I guess her BF cheated. She posted this yesterday...

"To my children's father. Karma is a bitch. You'll get what's coming to you. I'm not worried."

[cheeseandcrackers]

I love facebook gems.

Here is my latest:

"Ya he bout to get dat birthday lap dance. Ima show him wat he's missin. # gnna bring bk dem memorizes!;-)"

did i mention she has 5 kids?

[beautifulfields12]

I don't know why she is being such a prude. After I had my son, I still danced half naked on bar tops all the time. GOSH.

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Shenanigans!!!

[themysteriouswife]

Another one I posted and deleted the other night. It had names in the screen shot.

Jane Smith > Jane Doe
"GUess u gon b a granny huh?? U will b getting ur child support papers real soon!!! John Smith coulda offered to pay 4 an abortion but he jus knocked her up and left her?? Lmfbo"

*FTR I am not FB friends with any of the people in this FB conversation. Jane Doe and I went to middle school together. She went to an at home program after having her first pg in the 7th grade.

[leeann]

I keep plenty of people around of the trashtastic entertainment value. I have to avoid posting anything to them when I've had a few drinks, as I would be far too honest and most of them are H's relatives.

[beautifulfields12]

Jun 4, 2013 11:13:17 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

Jun 4, 2013 11:10:39 GMT -5 beautifulfields12 said:

I don't know why she is being such a prude. After I had my son, I still danced half naked on bar tops all the time. GOSH.

I mean, you don't get pregnant by NOT doing this stuff, amiright?

WORD

[sparkythelawyer]

Jun 4, 2013 10:40:32 GMT -5 @bettyhomewrecker33 said:

"Becoming a mom has made me realize I need to clean up my Facebook friends. I hate the "cool" stuff people think they do. I don't need to see your cleavage every three seconds, or hear how hungover you are. I could care less what cool stuff you smoked last night or see you half naked dancing on a bar top. - can't there just be a separate Facebook for adults and one for not so adults? I don't want to be sharing photo of my kiddos with hoodlums."


She's 21. 

send her to Ivillage :-)

[polka]

COULDN'T CARE LESS! Couldn't! Why do people not get this!? Lol.

[marie3246]

Jun 4, 2013 10:42:22 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

Lol! Sour grapes.

And guess what, Moms. I don't want to fucking hear about potty training!!!!!!!!!!!!!

X 1 million.

I had a "friend" post her kids first shit in the little kid princess potty. Wtf. Poor kid

[wambam]

She's jealous

[sherbanator]

Caught my boy Q from NY slippin with cream on his mouth cream get the money dollar dollar bill y'all! Lol told him I was going to post it follow my guy! MAD COOOL PEEPS!

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High school acquaintance that always posts crazy things just put this out there. What does it mean?!