I swear her tits are out in every post!

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I can't get over the cover she put on the swing!

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Jun 4, 2013 22:40:48 GMT -5 @pcloadletter said:

Jun 4, 2013 22:39:32 GMT -5 @lindy said:

I can't get over the cover she put on the swing!

YES! I don't get why everything needs a cover.

Fuck the covers.  I dislike this need to put covers on everything.

But yeah, the BOOBS.  It's even too much for me and I am pro-BF.

[mamasaurus]

Jun 4, 2013 22:39:32 GMT -5 @lindy said:

I can't get over the cover she put on the swing!

I let Babysaurus touch things at the playground. Call DCFS!

[cat19]

Jun 4, 2013 22:40:48 GMT -5 @pcloadletter said:

Jun 4, 2013 22:39:32 GMT -5 @lindy said:

I can't get over the cover she put on the swing!

YES! I don't get why everything needs a cover.

Everything.... except her boobs!

[joyhart02]

Did anyone see the pic posted on Facebook of Selfie in a romper with a wedgie?

[christidee]

It seems quite contradictory that she lets her baby crawl on the playground without some sort of sanitary, anti-germ mittens, but the swing gets the cover.

Confused.

[laurack]

that cover is ridiculous!

Also it seems a bit strange to throw that picture of nursing in.. it just looks a bit random

lexi sure is cute though!

[claralou]

oh to have the kind of time required to color coordinate my outfits with my kid just for a quick trip to the park...

that was snarky. but seriously.

[teamhayes]

i don't do the cover thing either, ever. we were gifted them but never used them.

[katie]

And why the need for 3 head band changes for Alexis in the white shirt?!

[mumegs]

We use a cover for shopping carts because otherwise she will spend the whole time with her mouth on the handlebar. I would never think to put one on a swing though, that is ridic!

[katie]

Jun 5, 2013 9:38:10 GMT -5 mumegs said:

We use a cover for shopping carts because otherwise she will spend the whole time with her mouth on the handlebar. I would never think to put one on a swing though, that is ridic!

Same reason why I use a cart cover. 

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Jun 5, 2013 8:53:12 GMT -5 claralou said:

oh to have the kind of time required to color coordinate my outfits with my kid just for a quick trip to the park...

that was snarky. but seriously.

I do this on accident, then I feel like a douche. On a side note, I registered for a cover for carts and such, I tried using it twice or so, it was such a huge pain and seemed pointless.

[claralou]

Jun 5, 2013 9:46:36 GMT -5 @pcloadletter said:

Jun 5, 2013 9:43:51 GMT -5 @huahualove said:

I do this on accident, then I feel like a douche. On a side note, I registered for a cover for carts and such, I tried using it twice or so, it was such a huge pain and seemed pointless.

I accidentally coordinate with my kids all the time. 

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that Selfie's incessant head-to-toe color coordination is no accident.

[raynes]

So much boob, seriously.

Confession, Owen chews on the cart handle all the time and I almost never clean if first. Perhaps I should do that.... He also tries to eat the mulch at the park.

[christidee]

I didn't even notice the head band changes,

I used to use the shopping cart covers. I stopped when he turned one. I wipe the cart off at most places.

[eav2c]

I don't think the cover is that crazy. She's in Florida and the swings get hot. We don't own a cover and there have been a few times we haven't been able to use the swings. Everything else about Selfie is nuts although I like to read her reviews. I do think Lexie gets cuter and cuter too.

[eav2c]

Jun 5, 2013 8:03:37 GMT -5 christidee said:

It seems quite contradictory that she lets her baby crawl on the playground without some sort of sanitary, anti-germ mittens, but the swing gets the cover.

Confused.

I don't think the cover has anything to do with the germs. The swings get hot in the summer!

[christidee]

Jun 5, 2013 10:04:47 GMT -5 eav2c said:

Jun 5, 2013 8:03:37 GMT -5 christidee said:

It seems quite contradictory that she lets her baby crawl on the playground without some sort of sanitary, anti-germ mittens, but the swing gets the cover.

Confused.

I don't think the cover has anything to do with the germs. The swings get hot in the summer!

Hmmmm. Maybe. I didn't think of that. The swings here don't seem to get too hot. But then again, we on,y go to the park in the morning or late afternoon. 

[katfco]

What I don't understand is the need for 40 pictures to show off 3 outfits! Four, if you include hers. We get it, you like clothes.

I've never owned any kind of shopping cart cover, etc. When the seat is hot, I throw a blanket on.

[AndyCohen]

Jun 5, 2013 10:04:47 GMT -5 eav2c said:

Jun 5, 2013 8:03:37 GMT -5 christidee said:

It seems quite contradictory that she lets her baby crawl on the playground without some sort of sanitary, anti-germ mittens, but the swing gets the cover.

Confused.

I don't think the cover has anything to do with the germs. The swings get hot in the summer!

Yeah, when we were in Miami I had to put my sun hat in the swing because it was sooo hot.

[Faevantastic]

The boob shot is set up because she's a SELFIE... meaning that she had to set up the camera first and use her clickly to snap the shots. There's no one behind that camera.

*adjusts camera height on the tripod, points it at the bench*
*sits down with Lexi*
*puffs chest at Lexi*
*Lexi tugs*
What, Lexi?? Hungry AGAIN!? Oh alright, youuuu.
*plops a boob out*
CLICK!