What the fuck is the matter with kids these days?! Snorting condoms, putting vodka in their eyeballs..... Jesus. I feel like a crotchety old man telling kids to get off my lawn, but COME ON.
On time (in HS) I puked shortly after lunch and it had so much force behind it that a steak nugget got lodged in my nose. I had to pick it out like a boog.