65% of you won't repost this

[pixy0stix]

[pixy0stix]

I don't even... what is this... yeah.

[pedanticwench]

lol

[druidp]

I AM THE 65%!!!!

[AJL]

Yep. I wouldn't repost that.

[meshaliuknits]

Does god have a facebook page?

[basilosaurus]

I might repost it, but it would have colorful commentary alongside.

Or, I'd repost it and let people think I lost my damn mind.

[Deleted]

Jun 12, 2012 16:39:01 GMT -5 druidp said:

I AM THE 65%!!!!

AMEN, SISTER!

I'm actually surprised 35% would.

Also, let's just think about this for a moment. Not to be a blasphemous heifer but God comes down from on high and hides with you behind the couch instead of IDK, telling daddy to put down the gun?

[basilosaurus]

Um, also, if you believe the Jesus story, he did come down from the cross. Isn't that an essential part to being in a cave and disappearing from it?

[Deleted]

Is it bad that I'm most offended by the bible say's

I die a little inside every time an apostrophe is misused.

[ttt]

Jun 12, 2012 16:43:15 GMT -5 @habbsies said:

Jun 12, 2012 16:39:01 GMT -5 druidp said:

I AM THE 65%!!!!

AMEN, SISTER!

I'm actually surprised 35% would.

Also, let's just think about this for a moment. Not to be a blasphemous heifer but God comes down from on high and hides with you behind the couch instead of IDK, telling daddy to put down the gun?

Yeah. I gotta say, Jesus really blew that one.

[rugbywife]

Jun 12, 2012 16:45:03 GMT -5 @angryharpy said:

I die a little inside every time an apostrophe is misused.

You and I both...it drives me insane.

[frauschmindy]

I got this in a chain email (but better written!) 8 or so years ago. How is this shit still around? You would think the internet had a faster turnover.

[UMaineTeach]

Jun 12, 2012 16:44:43 GMT -5 basilosaurus said:

Um, also, if you believe the Jesus story, he did come down from the cross. Isn't that an essential part to being in a cave and disappearing from it?

That's what I was thinking - why would a Sunday school teacher say He didn't ever get off the cross and leave it at that? Even if you are not going to have the entire discussion, you at least should say, yes, He did, and leave it at that...

[2vermont]

I hate these emails with a passion.

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Jun 12, 2012 16:58:16 GMT -5 2vermont said:

I hate these emails with a passion.

This response is unintentionally hilarious. Excellent word choice.

[2vermont]

Jun 12, 2012 16:58:55 GMT -5 @angryharpy said:

Jun 12, 2012 16:58:16 GMT -5 2vermont said:

I hate these emails with a passion.

This response is unintentionally hilarious. Excellent word choice.

Is it still hilarious if it was intentional? ;-)

[Deleted]

Of course. Funny is funny.

[pescalita]

I'm pretty sure this is a country song.

[lyssbobiss, Command, B613]

Not only would I not repost that shit, I'd probably block the updates of whatever backwards hick posted that crap on my newsfeed.

[charminglife]

everything about this is eyeroll-worthy. The grammar, the message, the 65%.

[Deleted]

Jun 12, 2012 18:05:00 GMT -5 pescalita said:

I'm pretty sure this is a country song.

Be nice!! I love country music

[pamela]

Jun 12, 2012 18:05:00 GMT -5 pescalita said:

I'm pretty sure this is a country song.

"The Little Girl", John Michael Montgomery, a number 1 song from 2000.

[UMaineTeach]

Jun 12, 2012 19:51:53 GMT -5 pamela said:

Jun 12, 2012 18:05:00 GMT -5 pescalita said:

I'm pretty sure this is a country song.

"The Little Girl", John Michael Montgomery, a number 1 song from 2000.

ahhhh and the real lyrics make 100x more sense than the dumb story above. The girl is supposed to be talking the whole time and the SS teacher doesn't have a line in the song.

"Her first day of Sunday school the teacher walked in
And a small little girl
Stared at a picture of Him

She said I know that man up there on that cross
I don't know His name
But I know He got off
Cause He was there in my old house
and held me close to His side
As I hid there behind our couch
The night that my parents died"
www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/montgomery-john-michael/the-little-girl-7270.html#.T9fnDfG8rKk

[JLN]

Jun 12, 2012 18:07:19 GMT -5 @bunnybean said:

Jun 12, 2012 18:05:00 GMT -5 pescalita said:

I'm pretty sure this is a country song.

Haha!

No, it really is...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvLyJs2FHh0

[backinpgh]

Jun 12, 2012 18:05:00 GMT -5 pescalita said:

I'm pretty sure this is a country song.

Plus a made for TV Christmas-themed movie, no? Hallmark Channel? +o(

[pescalita]

Jun 12, 2012 20:12:58 GMT -5 JLN said:

Jun 12, 2012 18:07:19 GMT -5 @bunnybean said:

Haha!

No, it really is...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvLyJs2FHh0

I wish I was kidding but I wasn't.

[pixy0stix]

This thread got a thousand times worse.