Zombie-believers are weird

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I'm honestly so confused that there are people who really and truly believe there will be some sort of Zombie Apocalypse.  Whyyyy?  

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And I really love that there are experts. How can you be a fucking expert in something that does NOT EXIST?

[nursewife]

Jun 5, 2013 14:56:38 GMT -5 @jezebel said:

And I really love that there are experts. How can you be a fucking expert in something that does NOT EXIST?

I put them up there with the people searching for Bigfoot on TV.

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I'm watching the Real World (don't judge me!) and they went to a zombie camp, where this guy prepares people to survive and fight zombies. lol.

[Wrath0fKuus]

The whole zombie apocalypse thing needs to die and stay dead. That also goes for sexy vampire stuff.

[LLL]

during one of our brainstorming meetings we tooled around with the idea of having a doomsday exhibition. I think it would be pretty awesome, we should all be prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse

[TemperanceBrennan]

Jun 5, 2013 14:56:38 GMT -5 @jezebel said:

And I really love that there are experts. How can you be a fucking expert in something that does NOT EXIST?

Cryptozoologists, they study Sasquatch, chupacabra, etc. I don't know how they are "experts" but that is what they are considered.

Also, the CDC has fun with it. www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombies.htm

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[CurlyQ284]

DH has a coworker stockpiling guns for this purpose. His 10 year old asked him why he has so many guns and he told his kid they are for the zombies. The poor kid will have nightmares until he is old enough to realize his dad is crazy.

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Hmmm honestly I think in a lot of cases they're using "zombie apocalypse" as a culturally relevant reference to encompass "any doomsday/terrorist shit I'm paranoid about."

So I kind of give a pass to the reasonable. We say our "food storage" is for the zombie apocalypse and we had an escape plan out of the city for the zombie apocalypse, etc., but we don't actually think of it in terms of literal zombies. It makes a scary situation you should (reasonably) prepare for easier to handle, that's all.

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There's a house in my town that has this big, like, dome shelter thing with a door leading underground. One day I saw them hauling couches and shit down there. We don't have really any natural disasters here, so I'm just going with the idea that it's a zombie apocalypse shelter. Lol!

[Yankees21]

Jun 5, 2013 14:59:05 GMT -5 @jezebel said:

I'm watching the Real World (don't judge me!) and they went to a zombie camp, where this guy prepares people to survive and fight zombies. lol.

I was thinking about this episode when I saw the post title! That was REALLY weird.

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I took a picture of it. Haha. That metal lifted thing behind the dome is the trap door and I don't know if you can make out the tan couch just chillin.

[Kore]

Hmph! You can afford to be skeptical when you live next to the underground apocalypse shelter. The rest of us need to be prepared :-(















Not really. I'm overly skeptical. Especially with shit like this.