Sympathy cards for runners

[Susie]

www.runnersworld.com/fun/sympathy-cards-for-runners?page=single

Sympathy Cards for Runners
In honor of National Running Day, let's pause to say "sorry."

By Mark Remy


Published


June 5, 2013


Happy National Running Day!
Yes, it's National Running Day, "a day when runners everywhere
declare their passion for running," except for Mark Remy, who declares
his bemusement with National Running Day and then pokes gentle fun at it. Well, not this year, readers. This year, I thought to myself, Hey, if National Running Day is, like, a real "day," why doesn't it have its own greeting cards?
Then I thought, You know what kind of cards runners could use most? Sympathy cards.


Then I sat down and made some.
Here are seven elegant, tasteful cards that you can
use to commiserate with runner friends. (Plus one bonus card, at the
end.) Click through at the bottom of each page to view the next card.

My favorites:









(I was going to post it to FB, but I figured you guys would laugh more.)

[kellina]

Lol!! Those are excellent!

[Deleted]

Haha those are hilarious.

[kams]

Very funny. The "I'm sorry you had to poo behind that bush" could have a front & center spot on my fridge...

[MrsE]

Those are great. They should expand the card selection to those of us gimpy runners sitting on the sideline

[pixy0stix]

I legit have a toenail loss phobia. I don't want to lose a toenail!

[Wines Not Whines]

LOL! I love these!

[mcc]

Hilarious but I agree with MrsE that there should be ones for gimpy runners. Right now I'd appreciate:

"I'm sorry that you're injured and can no longer eat like a truck driver and not get fat"

[LWoods]

I think the toenail one needs to go on my FB. This is hilarious.

[skwcm80]

Lol!! I had to repost this, thanks for the laugh.

[gummybear]

This is awesome! The poo in the bush is my favorite too

[jene]

Lol, I love these

[libbygrl109]

Those are so good.

[joenali]

Anyone remember a long time ago we had one with that same candle about butt cheek chafing??

[shauni27]

Jun 5, 2013 16:35:06 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

I legit have a toenail loss phobia. I don't want to lose a toenail!

I always did too, it was the grossest thing in the universe to me.  Until I lost one.  I made my husband cover it with a band aid the instant it fell off because I didn't want to look at it. He made me look and honestly, the other new toenail was already growing in, so it wasn't that bad.