I might give DH a heart attack

[isabel]

Maybe it will scare him into not snoring anymore?

[speckledfrog]

I'm sure he'll figure it out.

[Deleted]

I'm terrible, but I would giggle thinking he would be so confused when he woke up. I might leave a note saying, " So sorry, I left you for the neighbor down the street. Have a nice life."

[lime]

That's why you always leave a note.