Post by turtle1120 on Jun 13, 2012 10:41:04 GMT -5
WTF rash on DD's back and chest?! You picked a very inopportune time to show up. DD needs to be in daycare for a few days and I can't afford to take off of work to stay home with her if she can't go. You can disappear...stat!
Post by ravenb1111 on Jun 13, 2012 10:50:53 GMT -5
Wtf wednesday- why must you be in the middle of the week and my longest work day 7:45-9:30.. It's only 12 and your dragging
Wtf self- you've been doing so good on working out but you already know you won't get on the treadmill tonight so why not take a walk at lunch time? Because your being lazy that's why!
WTF body. Why aren't you losing the weight? I am eating low quantities of healthy food. I am not drinking delicious, delicious beers nightly. Why are we not down any pounds yet?
WTF body, again. Why don't you wake up for the alarm? I get it, we were up too late last night at the film festival, but we really needed to do the Shed and Shred DVD this morning.
WTF carrots. Why aren't you tastier? Why don't you taste like fried chicken?
WTF Bitch magazine? Why aren't you responding to my pitch? Say yes, and I will start writing, and you will start paying me, and then I will become famous.
Post by formerlyak on Jun 13, 2012 11:08:04 GMT -5
WTF antibiotics! Why do you make my tummy hurt so much?
WTF self! Why are you so nervous to meet bf's extended (aka your future) family? Yes there are like 30 of them to meet in the next two days, but you are fabulous and they will love you as much as he does!
WTF buyer's lender?! First, you approve them for an FHA loan (which my house doesn't qualify for...too small of an owner/occupant ratio) and have to redo the damned loan, and now, you're taking for.flipping.ever to get these damned closing documents together...which should have been done (per what you told me, the buyers, and both agents) a damned week ago. I live out of state. I cannot just drive eight hours on your badly-organized whim.
WTF XH?! If you're so curious about the house closing times, call the agent up yourself and ask her. It's just not that difficult. I'm not your damned answering service.
WTF quads?! Yes, we went on a four hour off trail hike with enough climbing to make a monkey proud, but that was Saturday. Why in hell are you still bitching about it four days later to the point that going up and down stairs and getting up and down from a seated position makes me stabby? The rest of my body isn't sore, so get with the damned program.
Post by missbetty1 on Jun 13, 2012 11:44:03 GMT -5
WTF motivation- I NEED TO GO TO THE GYM!!! A little help please?!
WTF new guy- Where did you come from with your great smile, great convo and good looks?...It doesn't matter, I'm staying single and I'm not giving up the goodies. Ha!
WTF self-I was trying to "reset" my body by doing a juice cleanse. I couldnt handle the nastiness of the juices so drank only water pretty much for 36 hours than crashed and ate Carls Jr. I guess juice cleanses are a total WASTE!
WTF Mind-I am soooooooooo bitter and feeling weird this week about EXH. I strangely miss him in some weird way and keep comparing my current relationship to my marriage (minus the horrible parts)
WTF self-I was trying to "reset" my body by doing a juice cleanse. I couldnt handle the nastiness of the juices so drank only water pretty much for 36 hours than crashed and ate Carls Jr. I guess juice cleanses are a total WASTE!
Juice cleanses are a waste, and it's really dangerous to not eat anything and drink only water for 36 hours. You can seriously screw up your electrolytes.
This is more of an open letter, but please, please, please let me not have triggered the red light camera when the light turned red while I was in the middle of the intersection yesterday. I do NOT need a ticket!
WTF headache: when will you go away WTF cat: my ankles are not the enemy that you must attack and kill on sight WTF renter: why can't you keep track of your finances and NOT bounce a check
WTF lunch - I just spent $13 on a bowl of SOUP from a nearby place b/c the guy that worked there said it was the bomb. After consuming it, I realized it definitely was not THE BOMB. It was absolutely lame - it had ONE shrimp and a few pieces of white fish in a tomato broth. So not worth the $13. So I had to eat the bread that came with it (and I'm not currently eating bread these days) so my stomach wouldn't eat itself. Damn you lunch guy and damn you unfulfilling tomato fish broth.
WTF middle of the week - why isn't it Friday yet when I will be on a plane to a resort in the Caribbean. Come on vacation!
WTF work - stop being so annoying today and PLEASE dear God let something go right for once. Stop creating more problems for me to solve and just be easy for once!
WTF weather - it's been raining here for about 15 days STRAIGHT. I can't stand the humidity and the constant pulling out of the umbrellas anymore. No more water from the skies please.
WTF body/hives - (found this out yesterday) but apparently it is either lime or tequila. Hives both after margaritas! Damn. Oh well, not really a drinker or my sip of choice often but still - post baby I am now allergic to margaritas?!
WTF stomach - you have been hurting all day and I really need to focus on work and not this pain.
WTF best friend/guy I dated - you said we would always be friends and I was the most important person in your life and now you send me a text message saying you don't want to see me anymore if I am seeing someone else. It's not fair! You had your chance, you missed it. I'm going to miss our weekly friend traditions .
WTF drink in my purse - you spilled all over my purse and its contents. I needed some of those papers for work! You totally ruined my purse too. Bah.