The best saying I've ever seen on a car....

[pennylane]

Today I saw this chick driving a truck decked out in Navy wife gear complete with "My husband serves so yours doesn't get drafted" in huge pink block letters on the back window.

My eyes almost rolled right out of my head. I had to report it here because I know we all love this type of thing.

[panicked]

Oh good Lord. I want to rear-end every spouse with a stupid sticker like that on their car.

[JakJak]

That's hilarious! We have a lot of the "I <3 my sailor/airman/coastie" but nothing that outrageous.

[G22]

Oh dear. Lol I'd be embarrassed for her if I saw that.

[beans]

I think I have a pic on my phone of a sticker that says "not just strong, Army wife strong"

I used to have a pic that showed one of those giant window stickers (that covers like the whole back window) that said "Army wife mafia" Lol!! Watch out, they're coming after you!!!

[pennylane]

Army wife mafia? That could be a reality TV show a la Amish Mafia. Pure entertainment gold.

[beans]

Jun 15, 2013 19:11:34 GMT -5 pennylane said:

Army wife mafia? That could be a reality TV show a la Amish Mafia. Pure entertainment gold.

What I found particularly funny was the sticker looked like homemade and was peeling off... so much for the mafia! lol. these were during our stint in Bragg. 

[baconlettucetomato]

Lol

[iluvmytxrgr]

I have a big douche of a neighbor. He used to have those nasty, fake bull balls hanging from his jacked up truck. Some one stole them. I saw his truck this morning. Across his tailgate, it now says, "Lift it! Fat chicks can't jump!" The site of the guy makes me want to slap him in the face with a hammer.

[ggirl]

Jun 16, 2013 17:23:26 GMT -5 iluvmytxrgr said:

I have a big douche of a neighbor. He used to have those nasty, fake bull balls hanging from his jacked up truck. Some one stole them. I saw his truck this morning. Across his tailgate, it now says, "Lift it! Fat chicks can't jump!" The site of the guy makes me want to slap him in the face with a hammer.

OMG I saw a Marine driving into our apartment complex with that sticker. I wanted to also punch him. In the junk. Then I saw him and I laughed, because, ya know, I can be judgmental too. He just looked like a douche. 

[pennylane]

Jun 16, 2013 17:32:23 GMT -5 killercupcake said:

I saw an SUV with that drafted saying in huuuuuuge letters across the back window while we were in 29 Palms.

I'm surprised I didn't drive into the other lane because I was rolling my eyes and laughing so hard.

That's how this was! It took up the entire back windshield. Luckily I wasn't driving when I saw it, so I didn't almost cause a car crash.

[iluvmytxrgr]

Jun 16, 2013 20:13:24 GMT -5 killercupcake said:

The thing that makes me laugh most about this stuff is the fact that it's SO predominant in military towns.

H said it perfectly one day while we were at the exchange and saw a girl wearing a "Proud Marine Wife" shirt: "Why do girls wear that stuff around base? Okay? And? So is every other spouse at this base... why do you think you're so special?"

:Y: :Y:

[sushi]

I don't think af spouses are as proud, judging by the relative lack of paraphernalia I've seen.

It took me awhile to get the lift it fat chicks thing. Ironically I'm proud of that. It should take me awhile to understand douche language.