TAMB. i had a dream about you and your hardwood floors.

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and also professor art nerd was there.

okay, so i was going over to your house for a bbq and when i got there, you opened the door and we were chatting and i noticed that ALL of your floors were white carpet.  and i was like "i thought you had dark hardwood?"  and you said that you'd been really annoyed by the dust so you went and got a gigantic white carpet cut for your whole house (like a floor mat in a car) to lay over the hardwood because you thought it would be easier to keep clean.  and i was all, um, WHITE carpet and it's not even properly installed? 

then professor art nerd came in and she was all "i TOLD tamb not to do it, but she won't listen to me.  and now she won't let us serve anything but chicken and white wine."  and so prof. and i had to go on the patio out back to drink beer and eat pulled pork sandwiches (i guess i'm not a vegetarian in my dreams), but you refused to come out because you'd made chicken marsala and we were being ungrateful, so you glared at us through the sliding glass door.

the end.


@tambcat ProfessorArtNerd

[thatgirl2478]

Ok - so after watching the episode of 'Scandal' where the DC Madam gets arrested, I can't think of 'hardwood floors' the same! It was used as a euphemism for your number 6 being bald!

[underwaterrhymes]

LOL.

This is awesome.

[ProfessorArtNerd]

Well, no one ever does listen to my advice!

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Lmao!