FB-ism of the night

[vthokie]

This popped up on my news feed and made me CH. Had to share!

Dawn: Well
this has been a night mare weekend ill be glade when tomorrow comes my
daughter has been a total MESS! She Vaselined herself and my dog so
after 3 baths later and coving him in baby powder and combing it out she
knocks my cellphone in the dog water so know I don't have a phone any
more so if u have called,texted,or anything and got no response its
because my cellphone is fried cause my genious self puts it in the
microwave like a idiot thank Matthew U shouldn't have told me put it in the microwave!!

Lois: sounds like some of my bad days
Craig: should have put it in rice lucky you didn't burn down the house putting your phone in the microwave
Dawn: I
know that was my 1st instinct tore the kitchen apart looking for some
and I didn't have any so I fried it instead but when that microwave
shocked it I open the door quick but not quick enough ow well my luck
with cellphones isn't vary good!
Craig: In the future do not put things made out of metal or electronic in the microwave
Dawn: Thanks
dad why didn't you tell me that years ago lol I knew better but for sum
reason a few second in the microwave I thought it would speed up the
process ow well I good laugh after my day!!
Matthew: i
had nothing to do with this. i never imagined anyone would ever stick a
phone of any kind in a microwave!!!!! now that nothing exploded or
caught fire and the casualties were a phone and eventually the microwave
its pretty funny! !!!! hahahaha
Dawn: jack a**!!!
Yvette: Fken funny. Sorrry! Lmao.

[ashleydl83]

My brain hurts. It shocks me people are actually that stupid.

[robinsparkles430]

Ummm wow. I have no words.

[monkeybabe]

Wow...

[creamsiclechica]

Whoa. That's a lot to process, lol.

[claralou]

Jun 23, 2013 22:21:41 GMT -5 @chelsmonster said:

OMG this person has a child?!

This was my first thought too.

[Deleted]

I seriously just don't understand people.

[jaime183]

whoa.
thanks for sharing the crazy

[monkeybabe]

Wait. There are people, that are under the age of 60, that think wet electronics will dry faster if you put them in the microwave?

[Dorothy Zbornak]

Aside from the nuking of the cell phone, her spelling makes me think someone might have slammed her head in a microwave door a few times.

[Beener]

I cannot get past the spelling errors to even start commenting on the ridiculousness of her actions.

[Faevantastic]

No way. No one can be that dumb!

[browneyedhunni85]

Why? Just why?

[katfco]

I'm having trouble processing that there are actually people out there allowed to drive cars and raise children who are that dumb.

[laurack]

It seems like the Craig person is her dad? He can spell and doesn't believe in putting phones in microwaves.

What a bummer for him. I hope I never have to participate in an exchange like that with any of my children on facebook.

[raynes]

[vthokie]

Yeah. My co-worker (who originally "liked" this, causing it to pop up in my feed) is NOTORIOUS for text speaking all over FB. It drives me crazy. She's also not the brightest bulb. If 40+ year old communicate like this, I am scared for the future.

[Regina Philange]

I honestly don't understand what she is trying to say. I stopped reading it.

[laurack]

My baby got herself and the dog covered in vaseline. My cellphone fell in the bath. Then I microwaved the phone to dry it out which strangely didn't work. I only put it in the microwave because Matthew told me to (Matthew vehemently denies saying any such thing)

[vthokie]

Leave it to the Irish girl to translate this mess into English.

[fryjack2]

I don't have fb friends that talk like that or do things that dumb. Just one couple who constantly fight.

It makes me sad that I don't have as much fun scrolling through fb and that I don't have any gems to share