Facebook hilarity for the day.

[BieberMyBalls]

First, a little backstory. A friend (and I use that term loosely) has gone off the deep end recently, and refuses to listen to anyone. After a streak of promiscuity (which involved her own sister's boyfriend) she landed the sleaziest guy in the area. They've been together less than 6 months and are engaged. Friend has already been married once, the marriage ended because she cheated.

Her fiance's status this morning:

For those of you who feel I need to prove myself in order to marry *friend*, I've already proven myself by staying with her after she fooled around sexually with a woman, while I was at a ball game."

You know how people say they snorted their beverage out of their nose, but its just an expression? I shit you not, coffee spewed everywhere. I feel like I should send him a thank you card for that gem.

[jane6672]

[Deleted]

Well then...

[iamgrace]

Lol. I love it when people air their dirty laundry on FB. It's excellent.

[smiley]

Jun 24, 2013 7:31:04 GMT -5 BieberMyBalls said:

I've already proven myself by staying with her after she fooled around sexually with a woman, while I was at a ball game."

Way to prove yourself buddy.



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[BieberMyBalls]

Every time I reread, "Fooled around sexually with a woman, while I was at a ball game." I lose it again. Its so formal, and matter of fact, lol.

[idoinjuly]

OMG!

[Deleted]

I don't have high hopes for this marriage.

[Deleted]

Alrighty then.

[Deleted]

[BieberMyBalls]

Jun 24, 2013 8:51:13 GMT -5 squirrelymom said:

So this inspired me to login to FB. First post I saw:

I don't care if you don't like me.

From a grown woman with high school-aged children.

Lol, Vaguebooking at it's best. The shit people say on Facebook is ridiculous.

[Deleted]

Oh my

[RoxMonster]

Haha that is priceless.

I have some really annoying posters on my FB feed, but I can't bring myself to block them because they give me so much entertainment.

[sunshineray]

WUT? I think he has now done himself more harm than good. Not that he would know the difference apparently..

[cheeseandcrackers]

i always stick around to see the comments that follow a status like that ha

[ErinExpat]

If everyone didn't know already...LOL

[KKD]

I don't know if it's good or bad that I don't have any friends like this on FB. Clearly I am missing out on quality entertainment!

[BieberMyBalls]

Jun 24, 2013 10:35:43 GMT -5 cheeseandcrackers said:

i always stick around to see the comments that follow a status like that ha

There was only one so far, from her.

"What the fuck is wrong with you!"


I suspect everyone else was smart enough to stay far away from that one, lol.

[anlo]

Jun 24, 2013 7:31:04 GMT -5 BieberMyBalls said:

First, a little backstory. A friend (and I use that term loosely) has gone off the deep end recently, and refuses to listen to anyone. After a streak of promiscuity (which involved her own sister's boyfriend) she landed the sleaziest guy in the area. They've been together less than 6 months and are engaged. Friend has already been married once, the marriage ended because she cheated.

Her fiance's status this morning:

For those of you who feel I need to prove myself in order to marry *friend*, I've already proven myself by staying with her after she fooled around sexually with a woman, while I was at a ball game."

You know how people say they snorted their beverage out of their nose, but its just an expression? I shit you not, coffee spewed everywhere. I feel like I should send him a thank you card for that gem.

Well, I guess he showed all of the haters, didn't he! lol

[luckyval]

She laid herself down for this guy...literally

[PeonyParty]

Oh dear.
I always wonder what is going through a persons head when they say things like this on a forum full of their family and peers.

[julez]

What is WRONG with people?!

(Also, frkls, I love your new sig pic!)

[julez]

Jun 24, 2013 11:12:20 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

 You should reply with "Who won the ball game?"

Clearly not *friend*.  No balls involved there!