McDonald's and condom

[snickers]

[snickers]

How the fuck do you eat an entire used, or unused condom?
Holy hell that is disturbing, just the thought of it. It cannot be true, right?!?!

[UMaineTeach]

It's gross, but I bet I wouldn't waste my time suing.

[fuckyourcouch]

(huh) (wilted)

[CurlyQ284]

Jun 24, 2013 15:42:35 GMT -5 bricco said:

OMG. That is the worst thing ever.

But I don't get how it's McDonald's fault?

They are responsible for cleaning the play place.

[snickers]

I keep coming back because I hope someone has a plausible explanation for this.
It totally activates my gag reflux, which takes a lot.
If this actually happened to my child, I would be so upset.

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I could go for a sausage McGriddle right about now.

Wut? Too soon?

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Jun 24, 2013 15:50:08 GMT -5 CurlyQ284 said:

Jun 24, 2013 15:42:35 GMT -5 bricco said:

OMG. That is the worst thing ever.

But I don't get how it's McDonald's fault?

They are responsible for cleaning the play place.

But they can't be reasonably expected to be there every second someone throws something down, especially inside the play structure itself. (I do realize this one was allegedly just on the floor. But in that case, the mom should have seen it and would be responsible for stopping the kids.)  It's reasonable that they might not have had time to find it, depending on when the condom was thrown down.   

Regardless, .

[Saint Monica]

was it a flavored condom?

[iamgrace]

Well, that's horrifying.

[pinkeggs]

At least no animals were harmed for that McDonalds meal, amirite?





j/k. Ew.

[CurlyQ284]

Jun 24, 2013 16:02:50 GMT -5 @wonderred said:

Jun 24, 2013 15:50:08 GMT -5 CurlyQ284 said:

They are responsible for cleaning the play place.

But they can't be reasonably expected to be there every second someone throws something down, especially inside the play structure itself. (I do realize this one was allegedly just on the floor. But in that case, the mom should have seen it and would be responsible for stopping the kids.)  It's reasonable that they might not have had time to find it, depending on when the condom was thrown down.   

Regardless,

I don't disagree, but I think in a lawsuit they're going to pay.

When lawsuits come up, I don't think about what's fair. The lady will sue, McDonalds will settle because its cheaper than fighting it and they don't want the bad publicity and the lady walks away with a sack of money. It doesn't really matter. I'm not a lawyer but it seems to be the way things go.

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I need to know what magazine you're reading.

[Saint Monica]

Jun 24, 2013 17:35:04 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan said:

Jun 24, 2013 17:31:17 GMT -5 Saint Monica said:

MWOS I need some science up in here. If I ate a sperm filled condom and pooped it out can it be determined from that stool sample that semen is present?

PEMDAS

?

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VOMIT VOMIT DIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.


I would sue. I just would.

Well, maybe not, because I would be DEAD.

[Alyssa]

If this is a legitimate case and not some bullshit excuse to sue, maybe the child was chewing on it.

[purrbox]

Jun 24, 2013 15:51:18 GMT -5 mekiakoo said:

From the article: McDonald's has had a small string of meal-breaking incidents in the past year. In early February 2013, a woman in China was hospitalized after drinking detergent from a Coca-Cola cup a clerk admitted to leaving on the counter. Last October, a woman in Oklahoma sliced her tongue when she bit into a McDonald's cookie allegedly containing a razor-sharp piece of clear plastic.

But there's, like, a buzillion McDonalds on the planet, so of course there will always be these stories floating around. I don't think these incidents are high considering there's one on every block, all over the world.

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Jun 24, 2013 17:29:40 GMT -5 CurlyQ284 said:

Jun 24, 2013 16:02:50 GMT -5 @wonderred said:

But they can't be reasonably expected to be there every second someone throws something down, especially inside the play structure itself. (I do realize this one was allegedly just on the floor. But in that case, the mom should have seen it and would be responsible for stopping the kids.)  It's reasonable that they might not have had time to find it, depending on when the condom was thrown down.   

Regardless,

I don't disagree, but I think in a lawsuit they're going to pay.

When lawsuits come up, I don't think about what's fair. The lady will sue, McDonalds will settle because its cheaper than fighting it and they don't want the bad publicity and the lady walks away with a sack of money. It doesn't really matter. I'm not a lawyer but it seems to be the way things go.

Well it's always someone's fault. Usually someone else's.  

But clearly the real issue hurting her here, and I can't believe ML hasn't pointed this out yet,  is that mom is going to have to overcome the fact that she decided to take her child to McDonalds. 

[Saint Monica]

@godawgs

[orangeblossom]

Though some say suing is over the top, if the condom had been used there could have been negative consequences as evidenced by the story below.

WARNING: MAY MAKE YOU UPSET.


consumerist.com/2010/09/22/kid-gets-herpes-from-condom-he-found-in-hotel-room/
www.nydailynews.com/news/boy-finds-condom-hotel-room-puts-mouth-thinking-balloon-std-article-1.204591

[MWOS]

Hmmmm.

I suppose if the condom came out undigested and it protected the semen inside it from being digested too that they could test it.

My gut instinct when it comes to science and feces is to never never call something impossible